Punkhead's definitions

escape call

Having a friend call your cell if you are the unfortunate guy who is stuck with the grenade to help you escape having to have sex with her.

*ring*
Guy..."Hello?"
Pal..."Dude, get out fast!"
Grenade..."Who's that?"
Guy..."NO WAY, I'll be there in a few minutes!...*hang up* Sorry I gotta go, my grandma is dying."
Grenade..."OH I'm sorry to hear that. Well, we can have sex some other time."
Guy..."Sure we will." *leaves*

**Later that night at the bar*
Guy..."Dude, thx so much!"
Pal..."Sure, but you gotta buy me a drink."

by Punkhead June 7, 2005

Gremlins

1.) Little meshevious devils that cause problems with everything around you.
2.) Little red men with horns you see when you are stoned.
3.) Imaginary little devils you can blame shit on.

1.) "BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH! Those damn gremlins are in my computer again. Where's my freakin shotgun?!"
2.) *puff puff* "Dude those gremlins on top of the TV are flippin me off! Little bastards!"
3.) Mom: "Jonny why the hell do all your socks stick together like this?"
Jonny: "I don't know, maybe the gremlins did it!"

by Punkhead May 29, 2005

Ctrl+Alt+Del

When a single program, or Windows grenades, press these in combination to send it to hell!

"BSOD! FUCK...I'm pressin' CTRl+ALT+DEL, and calling that moron in India for help! Damn foreign outsourcing! Damn Compaq p.o.s.

by Punkhead May 28, 2005

grassrolling

The act of rolling your pot leaves into smokable sticks.

"Roll Roll Roll your dope, twist it at the end...
"Light it up and take a puff and pass it to a friend."
*sung to ROW ROW ROW YOUR BOAT*

by Punkhead June 9, 2005

bank

A shot in the game of pool in which the ball hit travels from one end of the table straight down the side rail to a the other end, in hopes of getting in a corner pocket.

Pool shark: "Ha ha you missed your bank, you owe me $50.!"
Guy: "I got your $50 pal, on the other side of my stick!"
*CRACK!*

by Punkhead May 28, 2005

primo

Performing the act of beating the living hell out of someone in an angry fashion.

"Yo I'm about to go primo on your bitch ass!"

by Punkhead May 30, 2005

warlock

A truck made by Dodge from about '70-78 which was a black painted version of the Little Red Express Truck. It came with a 360 ci motor, and an A-833 standard tranny with pistol grip. The rig-style exhaust stacks gave the truck a hella mean look, and it had speed to match. Optional W-2 cylinder heads were available. One kick ass truck!

The Dodge Warlock is like the Little Red Express truck, but with a "kick your ass", evil and dark attitude. After all, it is a Mopar!..enough said!

by Punkhead June 4, 2005