Imbecile

People who use cool websites like this for stupid fuckin shit...like bashing presidents.
do I need to put an example?
by Punkhead May 26, 2005
Get the Imbecile mug.

primo

Performing the act of beating the living hell out of someone in an angry fashion.
"Yo I'm about to go primo on your bitch ass!"
by Punkhead May 26, 2005
Get the primo mug.

ALT+F4

1. These keys will exit a program instead of using the exit icons.
2. A fun way to get rid of noobs in multiplayer games and chat rooms.
Halo guy 1: "Hey how do you change grenades?"
Halo guy 2: "ALt+F4."
Halo guy 1: diconnected
Halo guy 2: "HAHA stupid noob!"
Halo guy 1: re-enter: "Hey that's not funny dickhead!"
Halo guy 2: "STFU stupid Noob!"
by Punkhead May 25, 2005
Get the ALT+F4 mug.

escape

Any excuse you use to avoid having sex with a grenade.
Guy..."I just remembered I forgot the condoms."
Grenade..."OH okay I'll wait for you then."
Guy..."I"ll be back in 5 minutes."
*YA RIGHT*

"Otherwise start without me."
by Punkhead June 02, 2005
Get the escape mug.

compaq

A computer so low in quality, the only computers lower than it are Apple Computers.
Steve: "Dude, you'r gettin' a Dell!"

John: "Ya, but it's got to be better than this fucking Compaq. By the way, are you high?"
by Punkhead May 25, 2005
Get the compaq mug.

escape call

Having a friend call your cell if you are the unfortunate guy who is stuck with the grenade to help you escape having to have sex with her.
*ring*
Guy..."Hello?"
Pal..."Dude, get out fast!"
Grenade..."Who's that?"
Guy..."NO WAY, I'll be there in a few minutes!...*hang up* Sorry I gotta go, my grandma is dying."
Grenade..."OH I'm sorry to hear that. Well, we can have sex some other time."
Guy..."Sure we will." *leaves*

**Later that night at the bar*
Guy..."Dude, thx so much!"
Pal..."Sure, but you gotta buy me a drink."
by Punkhead June 02, 2005
Get the escape call mug.