escape call

Having a friend call your cell if you are the unfortunate guy who is stuck with the grenade to help you escape having to have sex with her.

*ring*
Guy..."Hello?"
Pal..."Dude, get out fast!"
Grenade..."Who's that?"
Guy..."NO WAY, I'll be there in a few minutes!...*hang up* Sorry I gotta go, my grandma is dying."
Grenade..."OH I'm sorry to hear that. Well, we can have sex some other time."
Guy..."Sure we will." *leaves*

**Later that night at the bar*
Guy..."Dude, thx so much!"
Pal..."Sure, but you gotta buy me a drink."

by Punkhead June 02, 2005

Philadelphia Eagles

Another term for international choke artists!

The Philidelphia Eagles lost another one!


go Patriots

by Punkhead May 26, 2005

Ctrl+Alt+Del

When a single program, or Windows grenades, press these in combination to send it to hell!

"BSOD! FUCK...I'm pressin' CTRl+ALT+DEL, and calling that moron in India for help! Damn foreign outsourcing! Damn Compaq p.o.s.

by Punkhead May 25, 2005

Imbecile

People who use cool websites like this for stupid fuckin shit...like bashing presidents.

do I need to put an example?

by Punkhead May 26, 2005

paw off

Another way to describe a meeting with Rosy Palm and her five sisters.

"No more will I paw off, for I may go blind eventually."

by Punkhead May 25, 2005

fuck truck

The van or vehicle in which any pornographic website picks up chicks off the streets to do them an catch it on tape for the viewers.

Joe: "Dude did you see the last update of www.collegefucktour.com?"
Dan: "No, why?"
Joe: "They got a real sweety in the fuck truck this time!"
Dan: "Put your dick back in your pants when you talk to me!!! Sick s.o.b!"

by Punkhead May 26, 2005

fuck truck

Another name for a group of lesbians having a "circle" party while in a van.

" I saw the football team's cheerleaders haveing a fuck truck in the parking lot!"

by Punkhead May 26, 2005