24 definition by Punkhead

To lay a silent fart down the aisle of a grocery store when someone is toward you...and listen to them gag.

see click and drag
son: "Dad why is that guy choking and hacking like that?"
Dad: "Cause daddy just laid a crop duster."
son: "OMG he's turning blue!"
by Punkhead May 25, 2005

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A computer so low in quality, the only computers lower than it are Apple Computers.
Steve: "Dude, you'r gettin' a Dell!"

John: "Ya, but it's got to be better than this fucking Compaq. By the way, are you high?"
by Punkhead May 25, 2005

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When a single program, or Windows grenades, press these in combination to send it to hell!
"BSOD! FUCK...I'm pressin' CTRl+ALT+DEL, and calling that moron in India for help! Damn foreign outsourcing! Damn Compaq p.o.s.
by Punkhead May 25, 2005

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A shot in the game of pool in which the ball hit travels from one end of the table straight down the side rail to a the other end, in hopes of getting in a corner pocket.
Pool shark: "Ha ha you missed your bank, you owe me $50.!"
Guy: "I got your $50 pal, on the other side of my stick!"
*CRACK!*
by Punkhead May 25, 2005

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People who use cool websites like this for stupid fuckin shit...like bashing presidents.
do I need to put an example?
by Punkhead May 25, 2005

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A good show to watch....when your drunk, bored, high, or suicidal.
"The O.C again? That's it time to swallow something for amusement."
by Punkhead May 25, 2005

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A truck made by Dodge from about '70-78 which was a black painted version of the Little Red Express Truck. It came with a 360 ci motor, and an A-833 standard tranny with pistol grip. The rig-style exhaust stacks gave the truck a hella mean look, and it had speed to match. Optional W-2 cylinder heads were available. One kick ass truck!
The Dodge Warlock is like the Little Red Express truck, but with a "kick your ass", evil and dark attitude. After all, it is a Mopar!..enough said!
by Punkhead May 29, 2005

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