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FEUBAR

Worse than FUBAR, Fucked Everything Up Beyond All Recognition.
If the new virus gets on your network, it will FEUBAR on all machines and other network devices.

The server farm had a sprinkler system instead of the new FE-13™ fire suppression. When the fire started the other day, the water went off and FEUBAR.
by Puddintan3 March 1, 2017
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#TISS

The (sometimes snarky) response to the phrase, "If you see something, say something"
There
I
Said
Something = #TISS

The proper hashtag to close a comment back to a clueless person (politician) pretending they don't understand reporting unsafe or unsecure situations.

Similar to #TIFIFY -- "There, I Fixed It For You."
I see a disingenuous moron on Twitter once again pretending we don't already know why this happens. Who all do I need to report you to? #TISS

Maybe if you didn't vote against every bill intended to help people, there wouldn't be a problem? #TISS
by Puddintan3 May 25, 2022
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spokesliar

A spokesperson, usually employed by a politician or corporation, who specializes in telling anything but the truth.

The craft varies from picking any dumbass nearby to a staff or hired agency highly skilled in telling the public directly or via media, that what they actually saw/heard *isn't* what they saw/heard at all. Blather, bloviating, exaggerating, whataboutisms, both sides, delaying, diversion, deflection, lies, fairy tales, and other "spin" techniques are used to at least obfuscate if not totally hide the truth permanently, or long enough that the incident is forgotten.
Once an important and dignified position, the White House Press Secretary is now seen as the main spokesliar who shields The President of the United States of America from having to answer embarrassing questions.
by Puddintan3 September 12, 2019
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nagivate

Abbreviated term for what a backseat driver does. Nag + navigate, mixed-up a bit.
"I know where I'm going. I don't need you to nagivate me."
by Puddintan3 July 8, 2006
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Neinstein

(From German) nein "no" + Stein "stone, jewel"

Antonym of "Einstein" as relates in general to "genius". Not smart. Lacking intelligence. Dumb as a box of rocks. 0 < IQ < 1.
Did you know that Albert Einstein is rumored to have had a cousin who was as dumb as Albert was smart? Friedrich "Freddy" Neinstein.

Watch out for that guy around here. He may be a boss, but he's a real Neinstein!
by Puddintan3 March 7, 2017
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ISTBY

Used as a hashtag or by itself, this is what you say to somebody who really fvcked up:
It
Sucks
To
Be
You!
You made a ruling to take away WOMEN'S RIGHTS? IN AMERICA? #ISTBY

You won't protect little kids from mass shootings? #ISTBY
by Puddintan3 August 6, 2022
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OTCC

As a hashtag, One True Celebrity Crush. Whether you are single or in a relationship, it's only fair to have that one famous person that you just adore.
A certain actress is my #OTCC. I'll read, watch, or listen to anything she does!

I love to write fan fiction stories about my #OTCC.
I am going to a con to meet my #OTCC!
by Puddintan3 October 6, 2017
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