Public_ice's definitions

Twut

n. Slutty girl who hangs out on Twitter.

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Why you always sending provocative messages? You are such a twut.

by Public_ice September 24, 2012

pissicle

n. Frozen accumulation of yellow ice found upon fire hydrants visited by dogs in the north. By extention any urinaceous mass of ice in an alley or outside a bar.

You can tell the month accurately by the size of the pissicle beside O'Morgan's Bar.

I thought they'd installed a modern sculpture outside city hall but it's just a pissicle.

by Public_ice November 23, 2010

postmature erockulation

n. the production of lame music by older people, often B-list movie stars, who are boring us while they "live the dream".
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Dude! I hear your father started a Tim Robbins cover band. I didn't know he suffered from postmature erockulation.

by Public_ice September 15, 2011

meatronome

n.Mythical device used to produce perfectly rhythmical sexual strokes. Often used sarcastically by dissatisfied women.

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I totally rocked your world that time Baby! Merry Christmas! Did you see God?

God? Seriously? Did you ever think of asking Santa for a meatronome

by public_ice November 5, 2013

dicktionary

n. reference book decribing types of male genitals including normal variants, congenital and acquired deformities,hermaphrodites, traumatic amputations etc.

My word Leroy! Let me get my camera out! That there belongs in a dicktionary!

No baby. That there belongs in you!

by Public_ice May 15, 2011

atrophy wife

n. a spouse who has atrophied considerably over the years and may be in need of replacement; not to be confused with a trophy wife. Amusing term if used with a faux Italian accent.

I would-a like-a you to meet-a my atrophy wife.

by Public_ice July 10, 2011

pippa

v. removing one's clothing in order to frolic playfully, usually in an exotic setting such as a yacht in the Greek isles.

Wouldn't it be frightfully wicked to pippa here in St Tropez and then have some champagne poured on our heads by the servants!

Careful! If the Queen sees you pippa she'll revoke your Duchessness.

by Public_ice June 7, 2011