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Nyandere

somewhat yandere like trait exclusive to catgirls where the crazy obsessed love struck catgirl insist on hunting and killing various pray items for the target of her obsession.

Wilder-beasts, Giraffes, T-Rexes, polar-bears cows or assorted cattle are likely pay items...

any attempt to convince the Nyandere character that these offerings are unwanted will simply be filtered out or taken as signs of hunger induced delirious prompting another hunting trip.

If the target of her obsession is vegetarian she will first attempt to convert or brain wash her target into right thinking.
Failing that she will find means to traverse the cosmos or alternative dimensions so she can find mobile predatory killer vegetables to hunt the more mutated and horrible and dangerous the better.
guy 1: i couldn't help noticing but eh.... what's up with the dead bear?
guy 2: "Nyandere" *buries his face in his hands slumped over*
*guy1 pats guy2 on the back*
catgirl: Hi honey i'm home! i brought munchies *carries a cartload of assorted animal corpses*
by ProphetOfConfusion October 15, 2018
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betrayler

When a trailer for a movie movie totally and clearly betrays the source material pissing of fans everywhere right and left and scaring away people from the original because it's soo shitty!

Basically like anything Uwe Boll made or anything similar.
person a: Did you see that trailer for <insert title here>?
person b: yuck! yeah total fucking betrayler! fuck that shit!

I'm gonna re-read the book and pretend that shit was ever made!
person a: Yeah fucking sell out corporate dushturd holywood!
by ProphetOfConfusion March 26, 2018
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refiled

What you do to undo a defilement after it has occurred.
Similarly a place can be filed at least according to be monks who worship the many gods of bureaucracy (why's names may not be uttered without first filing the right paper work in triplicate for each person who is to hear them)
Person a: Gasp! they have defined the bathroom most dreadfully
person b: urk! yeah someone left a stinker.. better have it refiled again since its currently defiled.
by ProphetOfConfusion July 7, 2017
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glumen

Unlike the lumen a glumen is a measurement of creepiness of a light source. (i.e gluminance rather then luminance)
it is defined as the statistical likelihood that you will shit yourself in a minute in procent i.e a range between 0 to 100.

symbol: glm
person a: why the fuck haven't they changed that flurecent lights down in the cellar .
with the motion sensor + flickering light it's like super creepy.

person b: yeah that's like a solid 30 glumen!
by ProphetOfConfusion June 28, 2017
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idiotard

A true exemplar of stupidity!

Some one just about as moronic and mindless as they come.
A woman as distressed by the store she works in introducing vodoo doll key chains into the product they sell..

and that idiotard Pat Robetson adviced her to quit! FUCKING USELESS IDIOTARD!

the woman was a bloody widow! the last thing she needs is to loose a job! of all the low down dumb ass idiotic things to say!

Fucking idiotard!
It's a fucking key chain!!!!!!! IDIOTARD!!!!!

THANK YOU FOR INCREASING THE UNEMPLOYMENT RATE YOU USELESS GIT!
by ProphetOfConfusion September 8, 2016
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selfietards

selfietards are Idiots who do stupid stupid! stupid!! STUPID!!! things to get a selfie!

Selfietards should should have their phones and cameras permanently confiscated for the safety and betterment of society.
watch?v=iuLydEkhGuo <-- an example of selfietards! (youtube link att it to the watch parameter in the url) (Idiot beach goes murdering a rare dolphin to take selfies)
by ProphetOfConfusion September 6, 2016
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Li-fi

Li-fi is a technique that uses LED light to transmit data. use of RGB Leds drastically increases the bandwidth which is already quite large.,..

It also solves the problem of nearby wi-fi zones interfering and limiting bandwidth and you can protect your li-fi network by simply closing the curtains :p
person a) what your wi-fi routers name?
person b) i use li-fi not wi-fi *point at the led sealing lamp*
by ProphetOfConfusion September 6, 2016
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