BSOD

A advertisement campaign by Microsoft for Linux because they hate windows users.
Person a) I got another BSOD!
Person b) Yes its Microsoft telling you to switch you linux.
by ProphetOfConfusion March 17, 2015
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96

person a: I wonder what sexual positions amish use

Person b: most likely 96 and as proven by irrefutable evidence occasionally missionary.
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96

person A) the new married couple where very quite yesterday.
person B) i think they where 96ing each other other.
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glumen

Unlike the lumen a glumen is a measurement of creepiness of a light source. (i.e gluminance rather then luminance)
it is defined as the statistical likelihood that you will shit yourself in a minute in procent i.e a range between 0 to 100.

symbol: glm
person a: why the fuck haven't they changed that flurecent lights down in the cellar .
with the motion sensor + flickering light it's like super creepy.

person b: yeah that's like a solid 30 glumen!
by ProphetOfConfusion June 28, 2017
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Li-fi

Li-fi is a technique that uses LED light to transmit data. use of RGB Leds drastically increases the bandwidth which is already quite large.,..

It also solves the problem of nearby wi-fi zones interfering and limiting bandwidth and you can protect your li-fi network by simply closing the curtains :p
person a) what your wi-fi routers name?
person b) i use li-fi not wi-fi *point at the led sealing lamp*
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goiderstabbed

Getting scammed when buying used hardware.

Term coined by youtuber JayzTwoCents in his "Don’t get RIPPED OFF!" video
I tried buying a used 2080 TI on ebay but i got goiderstabbed!
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selfietards

selfietards are Idiots who do stupid stupid! stupid!! STUPID!!! things to get a selfie!

Selfietards should should have their phones and cameras permanently confiscated for the safety and betterment of society.
watch?v=iuLydEkhGuo <-- an example of selfietards! (youtube link att it to the watch parameter in the url) (Idiot beach goes murdering a rare dolphin to take selfies)
by ProphetOfConfusion September 06, 2016
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