Professional Racist

A racist person who's name ends in a racial slur, so they are recognized as a professional racist.

Have you heard about Nickgurr, that professional racist?

by Professional Racist November 05, 2021

Skinny Wannabe Frenchie

A skinny white kid who took french class and got so obsessed with france that he painted a french flag on his ballsack. He gets very horny when people mention france or speak french, often saying "Suce ma bite papi!"

Bob: Have you heard about the skinny wannabe frenchie?
Joe: Yeah, he ejaculated on my foot after I said 'bonjour.'

by Professional Racist August 25, 2022

Holocaust 2: Electric Boogaloo

When Germany invades Israel and kill all the jews with electric chairs.

I can't wait for Holocaust 2: Electric Boogaloo!

by Professional Racist April 01, 2022

Atomic Ejaculation

When you ejaculate with so much force, it splits an atom and creates a nuclear explosion.

Man: Ohhh yeah, feel that atomic ejaculation!
--5 miles away--
Kid: Mommy mommy, what's that big glowing mushroom shaped cloud in the distance?

by Professional Racist March 31, 2022

Ginormous Monkey Tits

A 12 year old's fat man boobs that everybody caresses inappropriately and sucks on.

I was talking to this guy with Ginormous Monkey Tits and I asked him if I could nuzzle them.

by Professional Racist December 01, 2021

Explosive Dildo

An extinct dodo bird brought to life by scientists, and is repeatedly put through selective breeding to mutate it into the shape of a dildo. Then, it has C4 strapped to it and force fed dynamite. Lastly, it gets dropped out of a cargo plane and the explosives are detonated, spraying wet soggy meat everywhere.

My brother got mad at me for shoving an explosive dildo up his ass.

by Professional Racist February 02, 2022

Big Nig

A bigger nigger, aka a big black penis.

I saw his bigger nigger, it was beautiful. I told him it was something worth praising.

"Your big nig is so long!"

by Professional Racist November 05, 2021