Professional Racist's definitions
An extinct dodo bird brought to life by scientists, and is repeatedly put through selective breeding to mutate it into the shape of a dildo. Then, it has C4 strapped to it and force fed dynamite. Lastly, it gets dropped out of a cargo plane and the explosives are detonated, spraying wet soggy meat everywhere.
by Professional Racist February 2, 2022
Get the Explosive Dildomug. by Professional Racist November 5, 2021
Get the Professional Racistmug. A skinny white kid who took french class and got so obsessed with france that he painted a french flag on his ballsack. He gets very horny when people mention france or speak french, often saying "Suce ma bite papi!"
Bob: Have you heard about the skinny wannabe frenchie?
Joe: Yeah, he ejaculated on my foot after I said 'bonjour.'
Joe: Yeah, he ejaculated on my foot after I said 'bonjour.'
by Professional Racist August 25, 2022
Get the Skinny Wannabe Frenchiemug. by Professional Racist April 1, 2022
Get the Holocaust 2: Electric Boogaloomug. Man: Ohhh yeah, feel that atomic ejaculation!
--5 miles away--
Kid: Mommy mommy, what's that big glowing mushroom shaped cloud in the distance?
--5 miles away--
Kid: Mommy mommy, what's that big glowing mushroom shaped cloud in the distance?
by Professional Racist March 31, 2022
Get the Atomic Ejaculationmug. A short, beaver looking Bosnian child who likes to be racist and retarded with his friends. He also likes to force dinosaurs to fuck and create horrific, mutation stacked abominations.
by Professional Racist April 4, 2022
Get the Short Bosnian Manmug. by Professional Racist December 1, 2021
Get the Ginormous Monkey Titsmug.