Definitions by Professional Racist

Geometry Class 

This class is a fucking war zone of bullshit lessons and stupid contrapositive statements, like use proper fucking english you dumbass female math teachers.

Bryant: Damn I hate Geometry class
Aidan: Yeah it's fucking stupid like me

Geometry Class by Professional Racist August 29, 2022

Skinny Wannabe Frenchie

A skinny white kid who took french class and got so obsessed with france that he painted a french flag on his ballsack. He gets very horny when people mention france or speak french, often saying "Suce ma bite papi!"

Bob: Have you heard about the skinny wannabe frenchie?
Joe: Yeah, he ejaculated on my foot after I said 'bonjour.'

Skinny Wannabe Frenchie by Professional Racist August 25, 2022

Short Bosnian Man 

A short, beaver looking Bosnian child who likes to be racist and retarded with his friends. He also likes to force dinosaurs to fuck and create horrific, mutation stacked abominations.

Online Person: Dude, you're such a nigger.
Short Bosnian Man: MOM, THIS GUY CALLED ME A NIGGER!

Short Bosnian Man by Professional Racist April 4, 2022

Holocaust 2: Electric Boogaloo 

When Germany invades Israel and kill all the jews with electric chairs.

I can't wait for Holocaust 2: Electric Boogaloo!

Holocaust 2: Electric Boogaloo by Professional Racist April 1, 2022

Atomic Ejaculation 

When you ejaculate with so much force, it splits an atom and creates a nuclear explosion.

Man: Ohhh yeah, feel that atomic ejaculation!
--5 miles away--
Kid: Mommy mommy, what's that big glowing mushroom shaped cloud in the distance?

Atomic Ejaculation by Professional Racist March 31, 2022

Explosive Dildo 

An extinct dodo bird brought to life by scientists, and is repeatedly put through selective breeding to mutate it into the shape of a dildo. Then, it has C4 strapped to it and force fed dynamite. Lastly, it gets dropped out of a cargo plane and the explosives are detonated, spraying wet soggy meat everywhere.

My brother got mad at me for shoving an explosive dildo up his ass.

Explosive Dildo by Professional Racist February 2, 2022

Ginormous Monkey Tits

A 12 year old's fat man boobs that everybody caresses inappropriately and sucks on.

I was talking to this guy with Ginormous Monkey Tits and I asked him if I could nuzzle them.

Ginormous Monkey Tits by Professional Racist December 1, 2021