Geometry Class

This class is a fucking war zone of bullshit lessons and stupid contrapositive statements, like use proper fucking english you dumbass female math teachers.
Bryant: Damn I hate Geometry class
Aidan: Yeah it's fucking stupid like me
by Professional Racist August 29, 2022
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Ginormous Monkey Tits

A 12 year old's fat man boobs that everybody caresses inappropriately and sucks on.
I was talking to this guy with Ginormous Monkey Tits and I asked him if I could nuzzle them.
by Professional Racist December 01, 2021
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Short Bosnian Man

A short, beaver looking Bosnian child who likes to be racist and retarded with his friends. He also likes to force dinosaurs to fuck and create horrific, mutation stacked abominations.
Online Person: Dude, you're such a nigger.
Short Bosnian Man: MOM, THIS GUY CALLED ME A NIGGER!
by Professional Racist April 04, 2022
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Big Nig

I saw his bigger nigger, it was beautiful. I told him it was something worth praising.

"Your big nig is so long!"
by Professional Racist November 05, 2021
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Explosive Dildo

An extinct dodo bird brought to life by scientists, and is repeatedly put through selective breeding to mutate it into the shape of a dildo. Then, it has C4 strapped to it and force fed dynamite. Lastly, it gets dropped out of a cargo plane and the explosives are detonated, spraying wet soggy meat everywhere.
My brother got mad at me for shoving an explosive dildo up his ass.
by Professional Racist February 02, 2022
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Professional Racist

A racist person who's name ends in a racial slur, so they are recognized as a professional racist.
by Professional Racist November 05, 2021
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Atomic Ejaculation

When you ejaculate with so much force, it splits an atom and creates a nuclear explosion.
Man: Ohhh yeah, feel that atomic ejaculation!
--5 miles away--
Kid: Mommy mommy, what's that big glowing mushroom shaped cloud in the distance?
by Professional Racist March 31, 2022
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