Professional Racist's definitions

Ginormous Monkey Tits

A 12 year old's fat man boobs that everybody caresses inappropriately and sucks on.

I was talking to this guy with Ginormous Monkey Tits and I asked him if I could nuzzle them.

by Professional Racist December 1, 2021

Skinny Wannabe Frenchie

A skinny white kid who took french class and got so obsessed with france that he painted a french flag on his ballsack. He gets very horny when people mention france or speak french, often saying "Suce ma bite papi!"

Bob: Have you heard about the skinny wannabe frenchie?
Joe: Yeah, he ejaculated on my foot after I said 'bonjour.'

by Professional Racist August 25, 2022

Geometry Class

This class is a fucking war zone of bullshit lessons and stupid contrapositive statements, like use proper fucking english you dumbass female math teachers.

Bryant: Damn I hate Geometry class
Aidan: Yeah it's fucking stupid like me

by Professional Racist August 29, 2022

Atomic Ejaculation

When you ejaculate with so much force, it splits an atom and creates a nuclear explosion.

Man: Ohhh yeah, feel that atomic ejaculation!
--5 miles away--
Kid: Mommy mommy, what's that big glowing mushroom shaped cloud in the distance?

by Professional Racist March 31, 2022

Holocaust 2: Electric Boogaloo

When Germany invades Israel and kill all the jews with electric chairs.

I can't wait for Holocaust 2: Electric Boogaloo!

by Professional Racist April 1, 2022

Short Bosnian Man

A short, beaver looking Bosnian child who likes to be racist and retarded with his friends. He also likes to force dinosaurs to fuck and create horrific, mutation stacked abominations.

Online Person: Dude, you're such a nigger.
Short Bosnian Man: MOM, THIS GUY CALLED ME A NIGGER!

by Professional Racist April 4, 2022

Professional Racist

A racist person who's name ends in a racial slur, so they are recognized as a professional racist.

Have you heard about Nickgurr, that professional racist?

by Professional Racist November 5, 2021