chadees

Underpants. Can be used to describe male or female underpants. More likely to be acceptable if used by a guy describing a girls underpants.

Originates from the Hindi word chadees for underpants.
Man, I really want to get into her chadees.
by Prem Shah August 24, 2006
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mow the lawn

to 'mow the lawn' can also mean to take a dump.
not sure where this originated from, but have heard it a few times in London.
"i say, shall we go forth and partake in the quest for punani?"
"yeah mate, but give me five minutes to mow the lawn first..."
by Prem Shah September 14, 2006
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Cheesecake

My favourite dessert....mmmm....chessecake...

A base of crushed digestive biscuits mixed with butter, then a layer of cream-cheese, then topped with normally a fruit fruity / syrup-type topping.

The best ever has to be Lemon Cheesecake.
"Hey, got a call from that fit bird you like, she wants you now..!"

"She'll have to wait until I've finished my cheesecake.."
by Prem Shah September 20, 2006
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Pentagon

The five sided building which was allegedly hit by a plane. However, why was there only a 14 foot wide hole in the wall, and no plane debris anywhere...?

Check the facts and you'll be shocked..
A plane hit the pentagon on 9/11

More like a missile if you look at the facts..
by Prem Shah September 27, 2006
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Cider

The most wonderful thing to have ever been created from an apple.

Bittersweet apple juice fermented and then drunk, particularly in the summertime.

Get's you off your face quicker than beer.
Not gassy at all, so very easy to drink.
The best brands are Strongbow and Magners.
Makes beer taste like a tramp's scrotum.

The good Lord made apples for one reason - CIDER.
"When i die, i want to be embalmed in cider."

"Pint of Strongbow please, mate"

"Magners with ice please, mate"

I F###ING LOVE CIDER...!!!
by Prem Shah September 18, 2006
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ELVIS

The king, jumpsuits, style icon

Brought blues to the masses then developed his own sound

Whether you admit it or not, all pop/rock musicians are disciples of elvis

Got fat and stupid at the end, and turned into a bumbling bafoon.

Died while having a dump and fell forwards, was found with his arse in the air, and a turd in the bowl.

At his best in the 68 comeback special.
"Hey, I Like Your Goblin Fancy Dress Outfit!!

"Thanks, It Is Rather Elvish"
by Prem Shah September 06, 2006
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UFC

Ultimate Fighting Championship

Bunch of hard-nuts get into an octagon shaped cage and knock the living shit out of each other. Elbows, knees to face, you name it.

No throat, eye or back of head strikes.

Different to eg K-1 as ground-work and submission techniques are also used.

The best knockouts ever, and the most testosterone flying around.

Most fighters come in classified as MMA (Mixed Martial Arts), although many are from Jiu-Jitsu.

Argueably the future of full-contact fighting.

Makes boxing look gay.
"Hi, Jeff? It's Bob. Me and my boyfriend are going to go watch the boxing - wanna cum?"

"No, Fuck off. I'm staying in with a few cans to watch the UFC, bitch"
by Prem Shah September 06, 2006
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