Posh Birds Do It Best's definitions

Bono

The biggest Irish narcissist you will ever have the displeasure of coming across in your life. Not only is he the frontman of U2, he's decidedly the most irritating political know-it-all you'll ever see, plus he couldn't wedge himself any further up Bob Geldof's arse is he tried. And he can't count in Spanish properly.

"Who is that eejit?" "Oh, that's Bono."

"Uno, dos, tres, catorce..."

by Posh Birds Do It Best September 5, 2009

Malaka

Greek word for wanker.
Useful word to know when visiting Greece, as you'll need to use it.

"Ela re, Malaka"
"He's such a malaka!"

by Posh Birds Do It Best March 28, 2009

lady garden

Lady garden: the female downstairs parts.

Otherwise known as vagina, pussy, minge, gash, kebab, flange, fanjita, fanny, jack and danny, beef curtains, wizards sleeve, cunt, mingita, vag, snatch, twat, front bottom.

"Ooh me lady garden!"
"She had to go and shave her lady garden for tonight"
"Ladies, please remember not to bash the lady garden against the pole"

by Posh Birds Do It Best March 28, 2009

Partouza

The Greek term for gangbang or threesome

Popular word. Dirty buggers.

"Ela, pame partouza!"
"You want partouza?"

by Posh Birds Do It Best February 16, 2012

Tonbridge

A town in Kent commonly confused with Tunbridge Wells. Houses a castle, some pubs and a river. And it also welcomes the late Henry Cooper and Kelly Holmes

"Where do you come from?" "Tonbridge." "Tunbridge Wells?" "No, Tonbridge." "Whats the difference?" "About 7 miles and the spelling."

by Posh Birds Do It Best December 30, 2011

eye bogies

The 'sleep' or muck you get in your eyes of a morning, or you just don't wash properly. Can be crusty. Not to be eaten.

'you've got eye bogies'
'I have crusty eyes, must be the eye bogies'

by Posh Birds Do It Best February 16, 2012

Madonna

Britains only immigrant we actually managed to get rid of.

"Who's that girl?" "That's no girl, that's Madonna"

by Posh Birds Do It Best October 10, 2009