PoorDavid's definitions
When a person is obnoxiously happy, they are considered to be giddeous, a combination of giddy and hideous.
Beth was absolutely giddeous over her engagement. She was so happy it made everyone around her seem sad.
by PoorDavid December 30, 2013
Get the giddeousmug. After a day at the ballpark eating chili, hot dogs, and drinking beer, Pete had a déjà phew experience when he conducted his morning bathroom routine .
by PoorDavid December 8, 2019
Get the déjà phewmug. The inability to remember to plug a cell phone in to recharge occasionally, thus resulting in a battery-dead device.
Jean's IPhone never work's when she needs it. She cannot ever remember to plug it in overnight. She is definitely charger-challenged.
by PoorDavid October 13, 2013
Get the charger-challengedmug. Tele-pee-thic – the system dogs use to communicate with each other through encoded messages in their urine. A dog will send a tele-pee-thic message, like “beware of the postman”, by relieving itself on a bush, fire hydrant, grass, etc. Then another dog will come along, smell the urine spot to receive the message, then reply with a courtesy pee on the same location stating “Callie received your message-thanks”
Rover bravely sent a tele-pee-thic message to all other dogs in the area by urinating on Mrs Jone’s rose bushes. The message sent was “Nice flowers, but a mean lady will yell at you if you leave a message here”
by PoorDavid December 28, 2022
Get the Tele-pee-thicmug. SNIFU (rhymes with snafu) is used as an apologetic message when you accidentally send a text message to the wrong recipient or text group. It's an easy way of saying "Sorry, Not Intended For You"
Wendy was always sending text messages to the wrong person. She would start typing her message and hit send before she realized that she was in the wrong window. Then she would have to type "SNIFU" to let the recipient of the wayward text know that the message was "Sorry, Not Intended for You"
by PoorDavid September 20, 2021
Get the SNIFUmug. Any vegetation (tree, bush, flowers) that your dog insists on urinating on while out for a neighborhood walk. A peony bush, with it’s beautiful spring flowers, is a subset of the peon-me group of vegetation
Jean loved to get her exercise by taking her little dog Callie out for a walk every evening, but disliked the way Callie had to stop at every peon-me bush to relieve herself.
by PoorDavid June 3, 2020
Get the Peon-me bushmug. A towel, or other absorbent material, used to protect a bed, bench, chair, etc., from the residue moisture left over on one's posterior after a shower, bath, or swim. The towel acts much like a coaster that is used to protect furniture, except this time it's protecting the bed from your wet butt.
"Can't you please use a butt coaster" said Jean, after I got our bed wet by sitting directly on it after coming out of the shower.
by PoorDavid October 13, 2013
Get the butt coastermug.