Definitions by PoorDavid
Pawternity Leave
A company benefit that provides paid time-off for people who have recently adopted or rescued a new puppy or kitten.
Pete had to take a sick day to stay home with his new puppy because he didn’t want to leave him alone.
He wishes his company had paid pawternity leave!
He wishes his company had paid pawternity leave!
Pawternity Leave by PoorDavid June 18, 2018
Flori-great
The smug feeling that you get when you’re vacationing somewhere tropical/warm and you see that the weather in your hometown is experiencing cold/bad/snowy weather.
Jean was watching the Weather Channel from her Florida condo when she learned that Cleveland was experiencing a blizzard. She felt Flori-great!
Flori-great by PoorDavid December 5, 2017
Tell-ya-commuter
Different then a work from home telecommuter, a tell-ya-commuter spends every moment of their work commute talking on their cell phone with a relative, friend, or neighbor about whatever random mundane subject pops into their mind.
Although they had no reason to talk, Jim could expect a call from Dave every day at 8:07AM as Dave became a tell-ya-commuter on his way to the office.
Tell-ya-commuter by PoorDavid May 30, 2016
giddeous
When a person is obnoxiously happy, they are considered to be giddeous, a combination of giddy and hideous.
Beth was absolutely giddeous over her engagement. She was so happy it made everyone around her seem sad.
butt coaster
A towel, or other absorbent material, used to protect a bed, bench, chair, etc., from the residue moisture left over on one's posterior after a shower, bath, or swim. The towel acts much like a coaster that is used to protect furniture, except this time it's protecting the bed from your wet butt.
"Can't you please use a butt coaster" said Jean, after I got our bed wet by sitting directly on it after coming out of the shower.
butt coaster by PoorDavid October 13, 2013
charger-challenged
The inability to remember to plug a cell phone in to recharge occasionally, thus resulting in a battery-dead device.
Jean's IPhone never work's when she needs it. She cannot ever remember to plug it in overnight. She is definitely charger-challenged.
charger-challenged by PoorDavid October 13, 2013
Call on line two
the excuse that is used during a conference call when the sound of a flushing toilet is heard in the background.
Call on line two by PoorDavid January 16, 2012