Poontang's definitions

Fag Chariot

A VW Jetta. A disproportionately high number of fags own VW Jettas and place a fag symbol on the rear bumper such as a human rights campaign equal sign and or a rainbow sticker.

"Wow, look at all these Fag Chariots in the parking lot. Is there a Madonna Concert going on in the mall or something?"

by poontang July 13, 2006

in the club

gay slang for referring to a fellow homosexual.

"You can tell Steve is 'in the club' by all of the showtunes he has on his ipod."

by poontang June 30, 2006

Disgusta

A shitty little city in east central Georgia. Also known as Augusta.
A place so humid your underwear becomes permantly plastered to your ass .
Devoid of Culture and Refinement.
Lacking any redeemable qualities.

Full of Fat, white trash rednecks who think Applebee's is fine dining and go to Wal-Mart as entertainment.
Populated by a plethora of fat women driving SUVs and Dodge Ram Pickups.

"I just got back from Disgusta, and it will take me days to get the stink off me."

"That Redneck family wearing the Wal-Mart clothes is soooo Disgusta."

by poontang June 16, 2006

muvv

A muvv is a mother fucker. It can only be used in intense situations.

Yo muvv...let's burn this.

by Poontang April 26, 2005

Aquarium

(n) derogatory term used by gay men for a place with a large presence of females.

"My God Steve, what's with all of the fish in the bar tonight? If I wanted to go to an Aquarium, I'd have gone to Sea World."

by poontang October 18, 2006

scattered smothered and covered

Slang for a way of ordering hashbrowns at The Waffle House diners. Scattered smothered and covered means that the hashbrowns are scattered on the grill, smothered with diced onions, and covered with melted cheese.

After a long night of drinking, you have to head down to The Waffle House at 3am and get em scattered smothered and covered.

by poontang October 16, 2006

chocolate thunder

What you hear when an obese black woman approaches.

The sound created when the enormous, flabby thighs on a black fat chick clap togeher.

"Damn, Shalequa must be coming this way, you can hear the chocolate thunder."

by poontang June 30, 2006