Poontang's definitions

furan

an unhealthy state of mind.

"my brain went all furan on me, and i started ranting about cheeseburgers."

by poontang March 8, 2003

in the club

gay slang for referring to a fellow homosexual.

"You can tell Steve is 'in the club' by all of the showtunes he has on his ipod."

by poontang June 30, 2006

scattered smothered and covered

Slang for a way of ordering hashbrowns at The Waffle House diners. Scattered smothered and covered means that the hashbrowns are scattered on the grill, smothered with diced onions, and covered with melted cheese.

After a long night of drinking, you have to head down to The Waffle House at 3am and get em scattered smothered and covered.

by poontang October 16, 2006

Lesbohemian

(n) A lesbian hippy. Lesbohemians are typically experimental lesbians during college.. and usually go back to men after a while.

Cassandra was a typical Lesbohemian, always wearing Grateful Dead Tshirts, attending anti-war rallies, and eating bearded clams, until after graduation when she grew tired of Seafood and went back to sausage.

by poontang October 18, 2006

muvv

A muvv is a mother fucker. It can only be used in intense situations.

Yo muvv...let's burn this.

by Poontang April 26, 2005

Aquarium

(n) derogatory term used by gay men for a place with a large presence of females.

"My God Steve, what's with all of the fish in the bar tonight? If I wanted to go to an Aquarium, I'd have gone to Sea World."

by poontang October 18, 2006

Disgusta

A shitty little city in east central Georgia. Also known as Augusta.
A place so humid your underwear becomes permantly plastered to your ass .
Devoid of Culture and Refinement.
Lacking any redeemable qualities.

Full of Fat, white trash rednecks who think Applebee's is fine dining and go to Wal-Mart as entertainment.
Populated by a plethora of fat women driving SUVs and Dodge Ram Pickups.

"I just got back from Disgusta, and it will take me days to get the stink off me."

"That Redneck family wearing the Wal-Mart clothes is soooo Disgusta."

by poontang June 16, 2006