Poontang's definitions

Babstastic

Something so great it has reached the level of Barbra Streisand great. Beyond Fantastic.. it's Babstastic!

"Oh My God her voice is like buttah in Funny Girl.. it's just Babstastic!"

by poontang September 1, 2006

Clit Cave

(n) slang for a particularly raunchy Lesbian bar or hangout. Where Lesbians meet up for raunchy Lesbo sex.

Kris was feeling horny, so she went down to the Clit Cave to cruise for pussy.

by poontang October 18, 2006

George Allen

A known racist Senator of Virginia and former Governor of Virginia. Allen was well known to keep a hangman's noose prominently displayed in his office (an obvious reference to lynchings). He also prominently flew the Confederate battle flag in front of his house. George Allen tries to pretend he is a good ole boy from Virginia, when he actually was raised in Southern California. He routinely panders to the uneducated, racist rednecks from Southern Virginia.

George Allen? Well he's just a good ole Southern boy.. a Southern California boy.

by poontang October 16, 2006

Fag Chariot

A VW Jetta. A disproportionately high number of fags own VW Jettas and place a fag symbol on the rear bumper such as a human rights campaign equal sign and or a rainbow sticker.

"Wow, look at all these Fag Chariots in the parking lot. Is there a Madonna Concert going on in the mall or something?"

by poontang July 13, 2006

AUG

The AUG. Hip Hop slang for Augusta, Georgia. Home of "The AUG Style" of Hip Hop. Home of Soul Brutha Number One, James Brown.

After we leave The ATL, we gonna be heading to The AUG to hear some nasty AUG Style rhymes.

by poontang October 2, 2006

jew joint

A business owned by jews that caters to low income black customers. Jew Joints typically sell Zoot Suits, wing tipped shoes, gold chains, and other assorted pimp paraphernalia.

" Dat's right Lamont, I gotsta gets me an eggplant colored suit fo da prom dis weekend. I better gets my ass down to the jew joints!"

by poontang June 30, 2006

Disgusta

A shitty little city in east central Georgia. Also known as Augusta.
A place so humid your underwear becomes permantly plastered to your ass .
Devoid of Culture and Refinement.
Lacking any redeemable qualities.

Full of Fat, white trash rednecks who think Applebee's is fine dining and go to Wal-Mart as entertainment.
Populated by a plethora of fat women driving SUVs and Dodge Ram Pickups.

"I just got back from Disgusta, and it will take me days to get the stink off me."

"That Redneck family wearing the Wal-Mart clothes is soooo Disgusta."

by poontang June 16, 2006