Definitions by Poontang

doorker 

(n) A person who blocks the doors of a subway train, instead of moving to the center of the car. The doorker makes it difficult for other passengers to exit/enter the train.

If it were not for all the stupid doorkers, we would have been able to get on that last subway train

doorker by poontang October 11, 2006

Alabamastan 

slang for Alabama, comparing it to a remote, impoverished third world country that lacks Culture.

The rotting roadkill on the side of the highway, junk cars sitting atop cynder blocks, and the half naked children running around trailers were sure signs we had reached Alabamastan.

Alabamastan by poontang October 6, 2006

AUG 

The AUG. Hip Hop slang for Augusta, Georgia. Home of "The AUG Style" of Hip Hop. Home of Soul Brutha Number One, James Brown.

After we leave The ATL, we gonna be heading to The AUG to hear some nasty AUG Style rhymes.

AUG by poontang October 2, 2006

beantown

Another name for a barrio. A neighborhood with a large cluster of Hispanic immigrants. Where Beaners live and shop. Where you go to find cheap day labor, eat fish tacos, and buy weed.

I have to finish this deck by this afternoon and I only have $80 and need 10 guys to do the job. I better head down to Beantown.

beantown by poontang September 27, 2006

Babstastic

Something so great it has reached the level of Barbra Streisand great. Beyond Fantastic.. it's Babstastic!

"Oh My God her voice is like buttah in Funny Girl.. it's just Babstastic!"

Babstastic by poontang September 1, 2006

Fag Chariot 

A VW Jetta. A disproportionately high number of fags own VW Jettas and place a fag symbol on the rear bumper such as a human rights campaign equal sign and or a rainbow sticker.

"Wow, look at all these Fag Chariots in the parking lot. Is there a Madonna Concert going on in the mall or something?"

Fag Chariot by poontang July 13, 2006

chocolate thunder 

What you hear when an obese black woman approaches.

The sound created when the enormous, flabby thighs on a black fat chick clap togeher.

"Damn, Shalequa must be coming this way, you can hear the chocolate thunder."

chocolate thunder by poontang June 30, 2006