Pony Danza's definitions

Thomas

A portmanteau of thicc and mommas. A quicker way of saying “thicc mommas” for those who are in a hurry, and need to communicate in fewer syllables to save time.

We could be calling thicc mommas thomas but y’all ain’t ready.

by Pony Danza April 13, 2022

Railed in the nussy

The act of receiving a COVID-19 test. Because these tests requires swabbing at the very back of one's nose, COVID-19 tests feel highly penetrating, as if one's brains are being scraped. The penetrating quality of COVID-19 tests lead to the coinage of the term Nussy, or nose pussy, with some kinky people describing the act of getting a test as getting railed in the nussy, as reported by Rolling Stone.

Sorry, but I'm not going to rail you in the bussy if you don't get railed in the nussy first.

by Pony Danza April 10, 2022

Japanese Breakfast

An indie rock band fronted by Korean American Michelle Zauner. The band is named after anime gifs of japanese breakfasts.

Japanese Breakfast are my favorite band.

by Pony Danza April 16, 2023

The Nescence

What hardcore, ride or die fans of Evanescence call the band.

Tuesday night, just sitting at home rocking out to The Nescence. Life doesn't get much better than this.

by Pony Danza April 16, 2023

Tantra

A word that is NOT synonymous with kinky sex. Meaning "to weave" or "to loom" in Sanskrit, the term tantra refers to the weaving together of different teachings and traditions into a single text, much like how the word "sutra" means "to sow together." The term tantra refers to any systematic text, theory, or system in Indian religion, but is especially associated with the esoteric traditions in Hinduism and Buddhism.

The vast majority of tantric texts have nothing to do with sex. The sexual connotation that the word "tantra" has in the west stems from a white guy going to India and cherry picking the parts of the tantras that he liked, and repackaging them for other white people.

I'm someone who is aware that the vast majority of tantra isn't sexual. I'm not a wanna be hippy.

by Pony Danza April 15, 2022

discourssy

A portmanteau of discourse and pussy. When you're completely turned on by someone because of their intellectual contributions to the discourse. Only used when these contributions are woke, and doesn't include racist, homophobic, transphobic, or misogynistic bullshit.

I heard them speak on the racist dynamics of public health policies surrounding the COVID-19 pandemic and how we need to address them, and honestly I was so turned on. I want to hit that discourssy

by Pony Danza April 14, 2022