Pony Danza's definitions

Thomas

A portmanteau of thicc and mommas. A quicker way of saying “thicc mommas” for those who are in a hurry, and need to communicate in fewer syllables to save time.

We could be calling thicc mommas thomas but y’all ain’t ready.

by Pony Danza April 13, 2022

Tubercles of Montgomery

A more extra way of referring to Montgomery’s tubercles, which are those small bumps on a woman’s areola that look like smaller nipples and provide lubrication during breastfeeding.

And yea it was said, her tubercles of Montgomery were splendid and divine.

by Pony Danza April 13, 2022

Franklin

Some turtle in children's books and children's tv shows.

Hey it's Franklin. Coming over to play. Here he comes with all his friends, they've got stories got time to spend... with you!

by Pony Danza April 16, 2023

Tantra

A word that is NOT synonymous with kinky sex. Meaning "to weave" or "to loom" in Sanskrit, the term tantra refers to the weaving together of different teachings and traditions into a single text, much like how the word "sutra" means "to sow together." The term tantra refers to any systematic text, theory, or system in Indian religion, but is especially associated with the esoteric traditions in Hinduism and Buddhism.

The vast majority of tantric texts have nothing to do with sex. The sexual connotation that the word "tantra" has in the west stems from a white guy going to India and cherry picking the parts of the tantras that he liked, and repackaging them for other white people.

I'm someone who is aware that the vast majority of tantra isn't sexual. I'm not a wanna be hippy.

by Pony Danza April 15, 2022

The Stank

What hardcore, ride or die fans of Hoobastank call the band.

Tuesday night, just sitting at home rocking out to The Stank. Life doesn't get much better than this.

by Pony Danza April 22, 2022

discourssy

A portmanteau of discourse and pussy. When you're completely turned on by someone because of their intellectual contributions to the discourse. Only used when these contributions are woke, and doesn't include racist, homophobic, transphobic, or misogynistic bullshit.

I heard them speak on the racist dynamics of public health policies surrounding the COVID-19 pandemic and how we need to address them, and honestly I was so turned on. I want to hit that discourssy

by Pony Danza April 14, 2022