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This is the pinching of the nerves in the shoulder.
I'm going to Spockem.
Star trek, Spock, Vulcan massage!
I'm going to Spockem.
Star trek, Spock, Vulcan massage!
by PlutoKrazo July 4, 2019
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The bullybaby spit on their grave then lifted sanctions on bad people and says terrible things about good people.
by PlutoKrazo March 24, 2019
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This is what is in milk from cows that are over milked. You drink milk? Your getting udderpuss in it.
by PlutoKrazo June 25, 2019
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Traits of Karenia include:
HOA bylaws carved into stone tablets
Ritualistic summoning of managers at full moons
Emotional support wine tumblers issued at birth
Passive-aggressive communication as national dialect
Karenia exists simultaneously in every strip mall, airport, and gated community. You don’t visit Karenia — you’re dragged into it during a customer service call that never ends.
Traits of Karenia include:
HOA bylaws carved into stone tablets
Ritualistic summoning of managers at full moons
Emotional support wine tumblers issued at birth
Passive-aggressive communication as national dialect
Karenia exists simultaneously in every strip mall, airport, and gated community. You don’t visit Karenia — you’re dragged into it during a customer service call that never ends.
"Dude, that lady just tried to return a used ham because it 'tasted too porky' — she's clearly from Karenia."
"After five minutes in that Facebook moms group, I swear I was transported to Karenia."
"After five minutes in that Facebook moms group, I swear I was transported to Karenia."
by PlutoKrazo June 5, 2025
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The current synthetic epoch in Earth’s history, characterized by the rise of petroleum-born life forms, microplastic DNA entanglement, and the global worship of single-use gods. Defined by layers of Tupperware, Barbie limbs, dental floss, and cigarette filters fossilized in ocean sediment and toddler intestines.
The current synthetic epoch in Earth’s history, characterized by the rise of petroleum-born life forms, microplastic DNA entanglement, and the global worship of single-use gods. Defined by layers of Tupperware, Barbie limbs, dental floss, and cigarette filters fossilized in ocean sediment and toddler intestines.
by PlutoKrazo July 18, 2025
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/plæsˈtɑ ksɪk/
adj.
1. Biologically contaminated by accumulated nanoplastics or microplastics.
2. Describes a person whose system is so saturated with plastic residue that further exposure causes harm.
3. Spiritually or emotionally tainted by exposure to synthetic environments, products, or ideologies.
> “Sorry… I can’t eat that. I’m plastoxic.”
/plæsˈtɑ ksɪk/
adj.
1. Biologically contaminated by accumulated nanoplastics or microplastics.
2. Describes a person whose system is so saturated with plastic residue that further exposure causes harm.
3. Spiritually or emotionally tainted by exposure to synthetic environments, products, or ideologies.
> “Sorry… I can’t eat that. I’m plastoxic.”
by PlutoKrazo July 24, 2025
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“I sensed the Karenian energy before she even entered — her expired coupon had pre-charged the air.”
by PlutoKrazo June 5, 2025
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