Jacktard

a portmanteau of jackass and retard that is also used to insult people
hilarity often insues

that jacktard sold his car for the gas money

by PlayDohMan June 11, 2006

sporkman

one who save sporkanese children from the jackson few

sporkman dunt dunt dah

by PlayDohMan April 25, 2004

hemi powered dodge ram

a very powerful launch that is ment for the vagina

he did a hemi powered dodge ram

by PlayDohMan July 22, 2004

large mammal tranquilizer

1. a strong tranquilizer usually used to sedate bears and horses
2. a drug some people take to relieve depression and make some people look prettier

1. Old McDonald had to shoot his horse with a dose of large mammal tranquilizer to operate on it
2. Large Mammal Tranquilizer will calm you down (and probably kill you)

by PlayDohMan May 10, 2004

corporate takeover

when a large company swarms and corners a small company and buys it

corporate takeovers are destroying small businesses

by PlayDohMan May 13, 2004

injun

a redneck term for indian (the native american kind)

Billy 'moonshine' Bob: hey tha injun stoleded my wheels

by PlayDohMan May 11, 2004

omniphiliac

one who has sex with everything

That omniphiliac raped the tree!

by PlayDohMan May 10, 2004