mortality

1. its what you find out exists when you get shot in the head
2. the state of being able to die

Taste your mortality.

by PlayDohMan May 10, 2004

sporkenese

a chinese spork that floods america's stores just like everything else in the store since china is pretty much making everything for america

Look at all those sporkenese children

by PlayDohMan April 25, 2004

tardy tardy parent party

1. a phrase used by schools to say that if you're tardy too many times then your parents will be invited
2. a parental sex orgy

1. remember kids, tardy tardy parent party
2. so the party party's scheduled for thursday?

by PlayDohMan June 11, 2006

The Red Jelly Beans

what my psychiatrist made me promise to stop eating

Ill let u figure out what they are

by PlayDohMan March 02, 2005

Flop-flipper

a person that flip-flops on issues and/or runs a flip-flop factory

Both of these apply to John Kerry

by PlayDohMan March 02, 2005

playdoh

1. substance playdohman plays with he likes the feeling of it and he uses it alot he gets playdohwomen to rub him down in it
2. papa smirf played with blue playdoh so much he got caught in his consumption of playdoh and food coloring

bad smirf u played with to much playdoh u bad boy that stuff doesnt come off u hard head i told u not to

by PlaydohMan April 25, 2004

fast food

food that fat fuckers eat if they're hungry and then sue the company because they're poor and theyre total fatasses

c'mon mommy let's eat at mcdonald's we can get a wiener burger, then we can go to NAWGLA

by PlayDohMan April 24, 2004