Edited hoe

Girls that overly use snapchat geofilters to the point where you don't remember if they are actually hot or not. These type of girls are normally fugly which is why they rely so much on the filters. *Posts pictures with the dog filter at least 9,000 times a week give or take..*

Friend: "Dude, checkout out this chick I've been snapchatting! She's hot af!"

me: Umm she's a total edited hoe.. If I remember right she's like 260lbs with acne..
Friend: "Son of a bitch, I already asked her out."

by Platezz January 25, 2018

Abort-miss-tion

When you find you got the bitch pregnant, so you light firecrackers off in her vagina to discard of any traces of life. This will most certainly make you lose your girlfriend unless she's into that. She will also probably be sent to an intensive care unit.

I'm going to be locked up in prison for like 25 years after performing an Abort-miss-tion on my gal.

by Platezz January 25, 2018

Edible Enamels

When someone consumes their own teeth after getting smoked in the mouth during a healthy ass beating. This can be seen while someone gets the absolute shit knocked out of them.

Keep talking shit bitch and I'll feed you some more of your yummy edible enamels!

by Platezz January 25, 2018

shitting out a triangle

When someone is lying so much that the more shit they pull out of their ass it just makes their situation worse. The sequence of where a bad lie gets you.

"Bro, I don't want to leave this party yet, but my mom keeps asking me where I am. I'm totally shitting out a triangle right now, because i told her I am almost home. She'll kill me if she finds out.

by Platezz January 25, 2018