when a very small girl has a very large gaping vagina. It will leave you baffled as you try many different positions but you never once hit the g-spot let alone the walls surrounding. It’s like a whole new world that leaves scientists baffled about where it ends.
This young little lassie that I was hooking up with the other night had a narnia vagina. I felt like such a fool.
by Platezz January 25, 2018
The act of leaving streaks of ass sweat on chairs, desks, faces, homework, back of pants, and even on the top of coffins.
by Platezz January 26, 2018
When someone consumes their own teeth after getting smoked in the mouth during a healthy ass beating. This can be seen while someone gets the absolute shit knocked out of them.
by Platezz January 26, 2018
When you find you got the bitch pregnant, so you light firecrackers off in her vagina to discard of any traces of life. This will most certainly make you lose your girlfriend unless she's into that. She will also probably be sent to an intensive care unit.
I'm going to be locked up in prison for like 25 years after performing an Abort-miss-tion on my gal.
by Platezz January 25, 2018