Platezz's definitions

Deadass Streakzz

The act of keeping a streak going on snapchat with your friend that recently died until the streak ends. It's very psychopathic, but kinda neat.

This term may also may refer to a person that sends nothing but dead animals to the people he streaks with. Nobody probably knows what he looks like cause he only sends dead shit to them LMAO.

This boy named John sends nothing but deadass streakzz to me. he literally takes a picture of anything that is dead and sends it to me. He's been sending me stuff for over 236 straight days now.

by Platezz January 25, 2018

Rivet the box

This occurs when a man has to take a couple slow inserts into a girl’s vagina before he can lay the wood at a faster pace. A common practice used to ease your way into a Virgin.

“Jacey was a lil tight the first time we had sex so I had to rivet the box before I could pick up my pleasure pace.”

by Platezz January 25, 2018

bona lisa

When a really bland looking chick gives you a boner for a some odd reason. At this point in your life you will really stop and think about how low your standards have become..

Me: Dude I don’t know what it is about our 80 year old librarian woman, but damn she keeps giving me a bona lisa.

Friend: I feel like you need to see a therapist my dude

by Platezz January 25, 2018

adaptive chugging

A term used when people are chugging a liquid (mainly alcohol ) off of random objects into their mouths. It’s very popular on the Do It For State page. This includes drinks being poured down dead animal carcass, through engine blocks, in between titties, down the ass of a cow, down a gutter, out of trash can.. etc

“Hey johnny boy, lets go do some adaptive chugging to the point where I go blind!”

by Platezz January 25, 2018

Edited hoe

Girls that overly use snapchat geofilters to the point where you don't remember if they are actually hot or not. These type of girls are normally fugly which is why they rely so much on the filters. *Posts pictures with the dog filter at least 9,000 times a week give or take..*

Friend: "Dude, checkout out this chick I've been snapchatting! She's hot af!"

me: Umm she's a total edited hoe.. If I remember right she's like 260lbs with acne..
Friend: "Son of a bitch, I already asked her out."

by Platezz January 25, 2018

Narnia vagina

when a very small girl has a very large gaping vagina. It will leave you baffled as you try many different positions but you never once hit the g-spot let alone the walls surrounding. It’s like a whole new world that leaves scientists baffled about where it ends.

This young little lassie that I was hooking up with the other night had a narnia vagina. I felt like such a fool.

by Platezz January 25, 2018

Moon streakzz

The act of leaving streaks of ass sweat on chairs, desks, faces, homework, back of pants, and even on the top of coffins.

I felt so pleased with myself after leaving moon streakzz along my teacher’s desk

by Platezz January 25, 2018