Platezz's definitions

Rivet the box

This occurs when a man has to take a couple slow inserts into a girl’s vagina before he can lay the wood at a faster pace. A common practice used to ease your way into a Virgin.

“Jacey was a lil tight the first time we had sex so I had to rivet the box before I could pick up my pleasure pace.”

by Platezz January 25, 2018

Narnia vagina

when a very small girl has a very large gaping vagina. It will leave you baffled as you try many different positions but you never once hit the g-spot let alone the walls surrounding. It’s like a whole new world that leaves scientists baffled about where it ends.

This young little lassie that I was hooking up with the other night had a narnia vagina. I felt like such a fool.

by Platezz January 25, 2018

adaptive chugging

A term used when people are chugging a liquid (mainly alcohol ) off of random objects into their mouths. It’s very popular on the Do It For State page. This includes drinks being poured down dead animal carcass, through engine blocks, in between titties, down the ass of a cow, down a gutter, out of trash can.. etc

“Hey johnny boy, lets go do some adaptive chugging to the point where I go blind!”

by Platezz January 25, 2018

Edible Enamels

When someone consumes their own teeth after getting smoked in the mouth during a healthy ass beating. This can be seen while someone gets the absolute shit knocked out of them.

Keep talking shit bitch and I'll feed you some more of your yummy edible enamels!

by Platezz January 25, 2018

Moon streakzz

The act of leaving streaks of ass sweat on chairs, desks, faces, homework, back of pants, and even on the top of coffins.

I felt so pleased with myself after leaving moon streakzz along my teacher’s desk

by Platezz January 25, 2018

bona lisa

When a really bland looking chick gives you a boner for a some odd reason. At this point in your life you will really stop and think about how low your standards have become..

Me: Dude I don’t know what it is about our 80 year old librarian woman, but damn she keeps giving me a bona lisa.

Friend: I feel like you need to see a therapist my dude

by Platezz January 25, 2018

Distorted bitch

A term given to people that make completely unrealistic bitmojis on snapchat. Specifically referring to the people that make their bitmojis appear as if they are 99.9% more attractive than they are in reality. This can make many people victim after adding someone on snapchat based on their bitmojis promising looks, but lowkey you are about to start a streak with a 15 ton loch ness monster that happens to still be in junior high... Dafuq is this..

I added this girl on snapchat with a decent looking bitmoji the other day. Turns out it was an old ass gilf that was trying to smash. That distorted bitch played some disieving ass shit on me. Oh well I guess, I'm not picky we got 14 day streak rn lol!

by Platezz January 25, 2018