whipped

A person who is totally dominated by his girlfriend to the point of being distracted. See also pussywhipped.

Tony Romo is totally whipped by Jessica Simpson.

by Piranha January 15, 2008

tipeti

Tip is a nice caring boy who fits in with mostly everyone. He may not show he is caring, but deep down he has a very good heart. Most people love tip, but not everyone…some people can and will be jealous of him sometimes. Overall, if you meet a tipeti, consider yourself lucky

Wow Tipeti you’re so nice!

by Piranha November 24, 2021

Arielle Kebbel

Truly the summit of beauty and talent. Arielle is a up and coming but accomplished actress with roles on movies and television shows such as " American Pie Presents: Band Camp", "The Grudge 2", "Gilmore Girls", and "Entourage".

Everytime I see Arielle Kebbel, she makes my heart melt!

by Piranha April 26, 2007

prostitute

A celebrity who sells their "integrity" to corporations and hawks their goods in commercials!

Wasn't that the "Jeopardy" host on that commercial saying how good a phonics program is?

Yes, one of the hoardes of celebrity prostitutes

by Piranha November 04, 2004

Canandaigua

A rich elitist snob, named after a small snobby city in west central New York State

Damn, she is so Canandaigua since she won't talk to me

by Piranha October 29, 2004

Teri Hatcher

The second most hottest and godly woman in the world after Eva Longoria, portrays "Susan Mayer" on Desperate Housewives. Also played "Lois Lane" on the late '90s sitcom "Lois and Clark".

It would be my ultimate dream of running into Teri Hatcher sometime and having fun together.

by Piranha July 07, 2006

Cockroach

Military recruiting euphemism for unsolicited recruiting targets, after their practice of lounging around at public places looking for younger people of a lesser education to hassle into joining the military.The implication is the recruiters think whoever they throw their enlistment spin at is poor and dumb enough to fall for it.

Army Recruiter 1: Look at those two cockroaches about 30 feet ahead, they look like Mc Job types.

Recruiter 2: Let's go see......

Army recruiter 1 (again)....... Have you thought about enlisting in the Army lately ???

by Piranha May 23, 2006