Pipe Downn's definitions
The study of certain prehistoric hominids who, it is theorised, may bear some relation to homo sapiens.
These creatures were primitive hunter-gatherers, subsisting on a diet of bears, wolves and caribou, and armed with only the most primitive varmint-rifles and rudimentary helicopters. Their cranial capacity is estimated at one quarter that of homo sapiens, though archaeological evidence suggests they had attained the basic skills of flint-working, fire-making, and gratuitous self-publicity.
It is believed they held a peculiarly close relationship with the species vulpes vulpes, and were in fact dependent on Fox for survival.
These creatures were primitive hunter-gatherers, subsisting on a diet of bears, wolves and caribou, and armed with only the most primitive varmint-rifles and rudimentary helicopters. Their cranial capacity is estimated at one quarter that of homo sapiens, though archaeological evidence suggests they had attained the basic skills of flint-working, fire-making, and gratuitous self-publicity.
It is believed they held a peculiarly close relationship with the species vulpes vulpes, and were in fact dependent on Fox for survival.
Hoccimum Folksiensis, a primitive form of tool-using hominid, which possessed rudimentary thumbs but no autocue ability.
Palintology: proudly regressing human knowledge one Heck at a time.
Palintology: proudly regressing human knowledge one Heck at a time.
by Pipe Downn December 11, 2011
Get the Palintologymug. Get lost; piss off.
British slang, wrongly believed by many to originate from the 2004 Nick Love film "The Football Factory".
The expression, however, has a far longer history - dating back in Scotland to at least the 1640s, when it appears in Francis Semphill's popular song "Maggie Lauder"
British slang, wrongly believed by many to originate from the 2004 Nick Love film "The Football Factory".
The expression, however, has a far longer history - dating back in Scotland to at least the 1640s, when it appears in Francis Semphill's popular song "Maggie Lauder"
Jog on your gait, ye blatherskate,
My name is Maggie Lauder.
(Get on your way, you bletherer,
My name is Maggie Lauder.)
My name is Maggie Lauder.
(Get on your way, you bletherer,
My name is Maggie Lauder.)
by Pipe Downn November 13, 2013
Get the Jog onmug. Why no, Robert - there's nothing wrong with being a devoted plankspanker, as long as you are in a faithful, committed relationship with yourself.
by Pipe Downn July 9, 2009
Get the Plankspankermug. You don't know Jack Shit.
Perhaps not, but I'm actually on rather good terms with his wealthier cousin Theodore.
Perhaps not, but I'm actually on rather good terms with his wealthier cousin Theodore.
by Pipe Downn January 21, 2009
Get the Jack Shitmug. Dick Cheney is such a tardvark.
by Pipe Downn March 13, 2009
Get the Tardvarkmug. Dude 1: Fuck me, what is Glenn Beck all about? You'd think someone that stupid would keep quiet about it, but he's one of the loudest mofos in existence.
Dude 2: It's simple, he's a palin drome. The more backward they are, the more forward they get.
Dude 2: It's simple, he's a palin drome. The more backward they are, the more forward they get.
by Pipe Downn December 11, 2011
Get the palin dromemug. by Pipe Downn March 13, 2009
Get the stoopidmug.