fuck all

To have total sex: to have sex with everything.
Some people like to have sexual intercourse with individuals.

But I am bigger than that.

I will do nothing less than fuck all.
by Pipe Downn March 31, 2009
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farage

A sex act similar to the act of roughage, but passive, and involving bank clerks.
M'lud, the prosecution will show that the defendant, on the night of December 10th, did indeed engage in an act of farage - and that he was moreover no stranger to the practice of faraging.
by Pipe Downn June 21, 2011
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go fuck yourself

This is a common phrase, which people often over-complicate.

In fact, it means exactly what it says:

GO: Go, get hence, vacate yrself from here. And instead:
FUCK: Fuck, shag, accost, effect carnal intercourse with:
YOURSELF: You, yourself, you.
Whaddya mean what do I mean go fuck yourself?
Go. Fuck. Yourself.
You. Wanker.
Simple.
by Pipe Downn September 13, 2009
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lardware

A cooler name for bloatware.

Software which, through continuous update in an attempt to screw more money out of existing users, has become overlarge, unwieldy or slow to use.
Software can't become hardware, but it can become lardware.

Nero burning software, 1.5 GB for installation.
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Palintology

The study of certain prehistoric hominids who, it is theorised, may bear some relation to homo sapiens.

These creatures were primitive hunter-gatherers, subsisting on a diet of bears, wolves and caribou, and armed with only the most primitive varmint-rifles and rudimentary helicopters. Their cranial capacity is estimated at one quarter that of homo sapiens, though archaeological evidence suggests they had attained the basic skills of flint-working, fire-making, and gratuitous self-publicity.

It is believed they held a peculiarly close relationship with the species vulpes vulpes, and were in fact dependent on Fox for survival.
Hoccimum Folksiensis, a primitive form of tool-using hominid, which possessed rudimentary thumbs but no autocue ability.

Palintology: proudly regressing human knowledge one Heck at a time.
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gigaboo

One thousand megaboos
My iPhone has a gigaboo of boo
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neocon

A new con introduced when people stop falling for the old con.
Republican 1: George Bush? But that old liar is completely unelectable!

Republican 2: No, this is his son, George "W" Bush.

Republican 1: A neocon! You think they'll fall for it?

Republican 2: Like Dick Cheney's hunting partner.
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