PineappleJuice's definitions

Punishment for someone else's mistakes

When one person have to suffer because of the action of someone else.

If you want me to completely give up on America then why not hand over the punishment for someone else's mistakes.

by PineappleJuice May 14, 2015

pursuit of happiness

"We hold these truths to be sacred & undeniable; that all men are created equal & independent, that from that equal creation they derive rights inherent & inalienable, among which are the preservation of life, & liberty, & the pursuit of happiness; ..." --Thomas Jefferson

he Committee of Five edited Jefferson's draft. Their version survived further edits by the whole Congress intact, and reads:6

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. ——

by PineappleJuice March 27, 2015

humpty dumpty

Refers to a person who likes to sleep around.

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall, humpty dumpty had a great fall.

by PineappleJuice March 14, 2015

FWTWB

Acronym standing for fucked with the wrong bitch.

You idiot, you FWTWB.

by PineappleJuice March 7, 2015

That don't make no sense.

Phrase used by highly intelligent people when being condescending and sarcastic. It's typically used when the person you're communicating with isn't making sense.

Dude, wtf did you just say? That don't make no sense.

by PineappleJuice March 5, 2015

karma

The phenomenon of:

what goes around, comes around
what goes up, must comes down
what's eaten, must be shitted
what's evil, will receive evil
what's good, will receive good
what's nice, will receive nice

karma
you better be able to eat whatever it is you dish up

if you can serve if you better be able to stomach it

She was kind and received kindness.
He was evil and received evil.

karma bitches

by PineappleJuice February 27, 2015

screener

Person who doesn't answer calls unless they recognize the number.

I am a screener.

by PineappleJuice March 29, 2015