PineappleJuice's definitions

crum bum

Someone who has little motivation to better their life and will be a lifer foreverchild.

I've been one before.
Takes one to know one.
You can grow out of it, if you don't have severe brain damage.
crum bum

by PineappleJuice March 14, 2015

no answer phoner

An individual who dosen't answer their phone unless they recognize the incoming number on the caller ID.

I am a no answer phoner, I be screening calls all day.

by PineappleJuice March 13, 2015

fuckwit

Pertaining to a specific personality that is self absorbed, as well as self righteous. Fuckwits SOMETIMES have good personality traits, but are earmarked by personallity flaws such as(but not limited to):
ego issues
honesty issues
self worth issues
fake happiness issues
temporary happiness issues
illicit drug issues
legal issues
domestic issues
failure issues
abandonment issues
inflated ego issues

That fuckwit doesn't even know who he even is or what's best for him because he has such little faith in himself, rightfully so because of his issues.
That fuckwit needs guidance and help.
That fuckwit doesn't understand the quality of which life can be because her issues.
That fuckwit could use some guidance and love.
That fuckwit had better straighten up before he fucks his life up even more.
That fuckwit needs to find someone who truly makes him happy and want to not be fuckwit.
That fuckwit has potential that he flashes down the toilet everyday because of his 'woe is me' attitude.
That fuckwit is not a horrible person, just very lost.
Fuckwits can change, if they give up there fuckwit ways.
Fuckwits are usually good people with a bad past who need extra TLC to get out of the fuckwit life style.
I don't care if that fuckwit wants to be with me or not, the fuckwit needs someone who is willing to make them not be a fuckwit.
Remember fuckwits, you have to love yourself before you can love anybody else.
Hey fuckwit, treat yourself with some respect.
Hey fuckwit, you only deserve the respect that you give.

by PineappleJuice March 5, 2015

Manipudick

It's a mix between a manipulator and someone who only thinks with their dick.

A manipudick dosent typically care who they hurt, so long as they are satisfying their own needs when it comes to sexual pleasure. They typically have sex and lead a lot of people on because they think they are gods gift to earth; when in fact they are more similar to ducks, who float through life.

If you want to fly with the Eagles you can't be swimming with the fucks, I mean ducks.

by PineappleJuice March 7, 2015

Sheeple

Groups of people that follow the mainstream and listen to what ever it is that people tell them because they aren't capable of forming thoughts on their own or intelligent enough to figure things out for themselves.

The sheeple are what president Obama and hurler both hand going for them during their mind control escapades.

by PineappleJuice March 7, 2015

slippery pink silk tease

A sex act that entails a couple passionately kissing while naked. The female is on top and simultaneously grinding her clit and labia against the males hard penis; making her clit rub against his shaft and tip rhythmically before letting him penetrate her deeply.

She loves giving the slippery pink silk tease.

by PineappleJuice March 21, 2015

regretful

feeling sorry for thing one has thought, said or done

I truly feel regretful for an enormous amount of things I've done and said; but no longer want to feel wronged, especially by people I barely know.

by PineappleJuice March 8, 2015