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crum bum

Someone who has little motivation to better their life and will be a lifer foreverchild.
I've been one before.
Takes one to know one.
You can grow out of it, if you don't have severe brain damage.
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by PineappleJuice March 14, 2015
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fuckwit

Pertaining to a specific personality that is self absorbed, as well as self righteous. Fuckwits SOMETIMES have good personality traits, but are earmarked by personallity flaws such as(but not limited to):
ego issues
honesty issues
self worth issues
fake happiness issues
temporary happiness issues
illicit drug issues
legal issues
domestic issues
failure issues
abandonment issues
inflated ego issues
That fuckwit doesn't even know who he even is or what's best for him because he has such little faith in himself, rightfully so because of his issues.
That fuckwit needs guidance and help.
That fuckwit doesn't understand the quality of which life can be because her issues.
That fuckwit could use some guidance and love.
That fuckwit had better straighten up before he fucks his life up even more.
That fuckwit needs to find someone who truly makes him happy and want to not be fuckwit.
That fuckwit has potential that he flashes down the toilet everyday because of his 'woe is me' attitude.
That fuckwit is not a horrible person, just very lost.
Fuckwits can change, if they give up there fuckwit ways.
Fuckwits are usually good people with a bad past who need extra TLC to get out of the fuckwit life style.
I don't care if that fuckwit wants to be with me or not, the fuckwit needs someone who is willing to make them not be a fuckwit.
Remember fuckwits, you have to love yourself before you can love anybody else.
Hey fuckwit, treat yourself with some respect.
Hey fuckwit, you only deserve the respect that you give.
by PineappleJuice March 5, 2015
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dignity

The thing you loose when you get butt raped while in the state penitentiary.
Are you ready to loose your dignity.
by PineappleJuice March 29, 2015
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self-respect

: a proper respect for oneself as a human being

: regard for one's own standing or position
“You think because he doesn't love you that you are worthless. You think that because he doesn't want you anymore that he is right -- that his judgement and opinion of you are correct. If he throws you out, then you are garbage. You think he belongs to you because you want to belong to him. Don't. It's a bad word, 'belong.' Especially when you put it with somebody you love. Love shouldn't be like that. Did you ever see the way the clouds love a mountain? They circle all around it; sometimes you can't even see the mountain for the clouds. But you know what? You go up top and what do you see? His head. The clouds never cover the head. His head pokes through, beacuse the clouds let him; they don't wrap him up. They let him keep his head up high, free, with nothing to hide him or bind him. You can't own a human being. You can't lose what you don't own. Suppose you did own him. Could you really love somebody who was absolutely nobody without you? You really want somebody like that? Somebody who falls apart when you walk out the door? You don't, do you? And neither does he. You're turning over your whole life to him. Your whole life, girl. And if it means so little to you that you can just give it away, hand it to him, then why should it mean any more to him? He can't value you more than you value yourself.”
― Toni Morrison

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by PineappleJuice March 27, 2015
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Sheeple

Groups of people that follow the mainstream and listen to what ever it is that people tell them because they aren't capable of forming thoughts on their own or intelligent enough to figure things out for themselves.
The sheeple are what president Obama and hurler both hand going for them during their mind control escapades.
by PineappleJuice March 7, 2015
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Manipudick

It's a mix between a manipulator and someone who only thinks with their dick.
A manipudick dosent typically care who they hurt, so long as they are satisfying their own needs when it comes to sexual pleasure. They typically have sex and lead a lot of people on because they think they are gods gift to earth; when in fact they are more similar to ducks, who float through life.

If you want to fly with the Eagles you can't be swimming with the fucks, I mean ducks.
by PineappleJuice March 7, 2015
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no answer phoner

An individual who dosen't answer their phone unless they recognize the incoming number on the caller ID.
I am a no answer phoner, I be screening calls all day.
by PineappleJuice March 13, 2015
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