fucktard

Person who thinks something is only right if it's the way they want it or the way they would do it.
Fucktards usually have deep seeded misconceptions about reality and viewpoints.
That fucktard is stating their opinion again, while being assertive, inconsiderate and irrational.
by PineappleJuice March 12, 2015
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Shoot yourself in the foot

To fuck yourself and perhaps your whole squad over.
JD, shoot yourself in the foot, again or should I say still considering it seems you're real good at it.
by PineappleJuice March 01, 2015
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empty insults

Insults that are directed at a specific person or group that are meant to hurt them, but in fact only make said person or group laugh.
Empty insults really aren't taken seriously, mainly because the people dishing them are small minded fuckwits who are, in the skeem of things, the underbelly of society who deserve to be put in their place.
by PineappleJuice March 01, 2015
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When ish hits the fan

Situational bullshit, worst case scenario and if they choose.
When ish hits the fan I want Charleigh and Davey.
by PineappleJuice May 13, 2015
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dumbshit

A creature who cannot be trusted to even take care of himself properly. Most of the time dumdshits are closey related to fucktards, fuckboys, asshats, droolies, pond scums, fuckwits, manwhores, bride jumpers and all other low lyfes who think they can just skate through life hurting anyone and everyone so long as they get what they want in that very moment. Dumbshits rarely are respected and are seen as creatures of great algae eating abilities. Dumbshits think they know what's best when in fact just tend to fuck things up for society as a whole. Dumbshits can rarely make a good decision when it comes to being a decent creature. These sort of creatures usually feed off the bottom of the pond. Most of the time they are known for their conniving fuckboy like attributes that include but are not limited to: dishonesty, ignorance, manipulative personality.
Why are you being such a JD, i mean dumbshit?
Get with the program dumbshit.
dumbshit
by PineappleJuice February 26, 2015
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pursuit of happiness

"We hold these truths to be sacred & undeniable; that all men are created equal & independent, that from that equal creation they derive rights inherent & inalienable, among which are the preservation of life, & liberty, & the pursuit of happiness; ..." --Thomas Jefferson
he Committee of Five edited Jefferson's draft. Their version survived further edits by the whole Congress intact, and reads:6

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. ——
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Keep it Up

Sarcastic phrase used when one really wants to say something like shove off, fuck off, eat shit, kick rocks, go to hell or simply stop.
Keep it up, we'll see how far that gets you.
by PineappleJuice April 27, 2015
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