mindfuck

Occurs when something happens that is a crazy coincidence or the irony of it all is enough to stop you in your tracks and take a picture, to make it last longer.

Today i was at the park and saw this garbage 'graffiti'; it was a mindfuck.

by PineappleJuice March 27, 2015

Family of Buttholes

The tightest knit group ever!

P1: they are such assholes!
P2: no dude, they're just tight knit. They are a family of buttholes

by PineappleJuice March 30, 2015

Unspiration

The opposite of inspiration.

The unspiration is really strong due to bad vibes, arrogant people, ignorant people and fuckwits.

by PineappleJuice May 04, 2015

ding dong ditch

1. A group of fuckery teens rings someones doorbell for shits and giggles and then runs away in hopes of giggles, adrenaline, and entertainment.
2. When you realize the person you've been having sex with lately is a fuckwit, fuckboy, fuck tard or any/all of the above, therefore you determine to abort the mission of having sex with them in the future.

At all stages in life one must consider playing ding dong ditch.

by PineappleJuice March 20, 2015

unwavering faith

The confidence, faith and true feeling that anything is possible.

My unwavering faith tells me that all things are possible with planning, dedication and perseverance.

by PineappleJuice March 28, 2015

Julian

He comes off as an obnoxious buttfuck because he is one. He was raised by the two worst parents in the world and still lives in their basement. He tends to live in the past or future, but early the present. He doesn't have any manners what so ever and can often be heard saying 'fuck' very loudly with children present. He acts as if he is some sort of gift from God, when in fact he actually lies, steals, cheats, manipulates and beats the fuck out of women. He tries to pretend he has ' changed', when in fact the only thing that's changed is his hairstyle. He has false expectations and has no idea what the fuck he is doing 99% of the time. He thinks he's a ladies man, when he actually scares most women. He masterbates with a friend sitting right next to them and feels no shame in doing so. Julian is the epitomy of classless and white trashy.

Please don't act like a Julian.

by PineappleJuice March 09, 2015

Keep it Up

Sarcastic phrase used when one really wants to say something like shove off, fuck off, eat shit, kick rocks, go to hell or simply stop.

Keep it up, we'll see how far that gets you.

by PineappleJuice April 27, 2015