Jefferson's Law of Double Elimination

Abiding by standard double elimination rules until the final round of the tournament, in which it favors you to win, completely disregarding the fact that you lost the first game.

Dude, aren't we playing the tiebreaker? Nah, you forgot to account for Jefferson's Law of Double Elimination.

Sir, I got an A on my first test and a C on my second. You're telling me I can't take my third test and you're giving me C? Professor: I'm sorry, but you forgot to factor in Jefferson's Law of Double Elimination.

Jefferson's Law of Double Elimination by Mattbat September 25, 2010

Jefferson's syndrome 

to have a lack of confidence pertaining to a school subject, leading the student to try to avoid getting called on by all means. Usually brought on by the teacher staring at you until you get the right answer. Has nothing to do with the president.
Symptoms include:
Nervousness
Seat slouching
reddening of the face
lack of confidence

I have had Jefferson's Syndrome ever since the teacher asked my to explain why the physics demo worked... followed by a five minute stare-down

Jefferson's syndrome by Isaac Semelwies March 21, 2013

Jefferson's Anus 

Similar to Jackson's Mustache and Hamilton's Mustache, Jefferson's Anus is when, the morning after you have sex, but before she wakes up, you cum on the girls asshole and jam a nickel in. This is usually for cab fare. This is only practiced by truly douchey dickbags.

X: Hey man, how did that chick get home?

Douchey Dickbag: I don't know, brah, but I gave her Jefferson's Anus when I got up! Pound it!

Jefferson's Anus by Greene Team July 25, 2011

The Jefferson's 

A family who moves from a small town to a big city for a job. Buys the biggest house on the street. The whole family takes over the court when they are outside. They think they are better than everyone but in reality they are stupid. They paid too much for their house that backs a county highway. They carry themselves like country folk who need to go back.

Frank told me all was good in the neighborhood until the Jefferson's moved in.

We were so sick of the Jefferson's we finally decided to put our house up for sale.

The Jefferson's by mysterywoman94 June 18, 2010

Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence 

An extremely rare and expensive pre-workout known for causing buff bro Chads to vape and paddle spank other bro Chads in between sets. Consumption typically results in workout gear consisting of double layered petticoats with lace ruffles for sweat absorption. Post workout protein replenishment while using is always cornmeal mush and raw halibut.

Historically, it was given to members of English parliament on the verge of abandoning British rule. Side effects included wig theft, debauchery of other Parliament members wives, violent masturbation using raw cod oils as lubricant, and long periods of blackout followed by awakening naked in the tents of rival Native American tribes.

Chad Bro # 1: "Hey bro, did you see Tom at Planet Fitness spanking everyone in that colonist outfit?"

Chad Bro # 2: "Bro, you didn't hear? He got a hold of that Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence!"

Chad Bro # 1: "Fuck yah bro! I hope he got Earl Grey flavor."

Chad Bro # 2: "Nah bro, he's on that cornmeal mackerel ."

Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence by TJeffWorkout January 10, 2020

thomas jefferson 76’s 

How to tell hypebeasts that they got old shoes

SHEEEEEESH you got the thomas jefferson 76’s

thomas jefferson 76’s by Things were getting wild April 1, 2021

Jefferson Starships 

Lego bricks with thumb tacks sticking through them or the hybrids from Supernatrual

Fuck, I just stepped on a bunch of Jefferson Starships, and now my foot is bleeding!!!

Jefferson Starships by og_swag_nigga October 8, 2014