Epiphafree

A tingly feeling one gets all over the body that comes from the feeling of being in 'The Twighlight Zone'. The feeling is rare and few have experienced such euphoria. The feels could last a day, week, month or lifetime.
Epiphafree is the cross between having an epiphany and feeling free. It's also much more than that. Such a rare experience; brings boughts of excitement, fear, guilt, uncertainty, joy, pride, gratitude, anxiety, fear, angst, adventure and confusion.
by PineappleJuice March 29, 2015
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shitswinger

Person known typically to the city that walks their dog and it's shit by swinging is swiftly, wrist motion and all.
Dude, I just saw like five shitswingers.
by PineappleJuice March 24, 2015
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shrektard

One who has a resemblance of an ogre, smells like onions most of the time and is small minded.
Person 1:Did you guys see that shrektard?
Person 2: Omg, yeah! I told him to take a shower earlier, wtf!
Person 3: I think he did take a shower, he must have decided not to wash his hair.
Person 2: wtf is even the point of taking a shower?
Person 1: what is his deal? He's always so rude and un-showered...
by PineappleJuice March 24, 2015
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empty insults

Insults that are directed at a specific person or group that are meant to hurt them, but in fact only make said person or group laugh.
Empty insults really aren't taken seriously, mainly because the people dishing them are small minded fuckwits who are, in the skeem of things, the underbelly of society who deserve to be put in their place.
by PineappleJuice March 01, 2015
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slightly creeped out

Affectionate term used towards someone as a nice way of saying I'm extremely creeped out by you and/or yours, but I like you, am inspired, intrigued and enamored by you and the way the stars have been aligning my entire life in an awful, beautiful, tragic, sometimes almost magic way.
I am slightly creeped out because I feel like you are watching my every move.
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by PineappleJuice March 24, 2015
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Choosing my battles

Making a decision based upton what is most worth fighting for.
You make choosing my battles real easy at this point.
by PineappleJuice April 30, 2015
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shipmentfucked

When a shipment gets lost in the mail whether it's the fault of the us post office, fedex, UPS or any other form of shipment services.
The package was lost because it was shipmentfucked, i hope they find the package soon.
The envelope with all the information was shipmentfucked because it got lost in a mexican cartel's crossfire during a shooting in one of the baddest places in the land, Warez, MEHHHH HEEEE COOO!
by PineappleJuice February 26, 2015
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