shitswinger

Person known typically to the city that walks their dog and it's shit by swinging is swiftly, wrist motion and all.

Dude, I just saw like five shitswingers.

by PineappleJuice March 24, 2015

shrektard

One who has a resemblance of an ogre, smells like onions most of the time and is small minded.

Person 1:Did you guys see that shrektard?
Person 2: Omg, yeah! I told him to take a shower earlier, wtf!
Person 3: I think he did take a shower, he must have decided not to wash his hair.
Person 2: wtf is even the point of taking a shower?
Person 1: what is his deal? He's always so rude and un-showered...

by PineappleJuice March 24, 2015

Choosing my battles

Making a decision based upton what is most worth fighting for.

You make choosing my battles real easy at this point.

by PineappleJuice April 30, 2015

shipmentfucked

When a shipment gets lost in the mail whether it's the fault of the us post office, fedex, UPS or any other form of shipment services.

The package was lost because it was shipmentfucked, i hope they find the package soon.
The envelope with all the information was shipmentfucked because it got lost in a mexican cartel's crossfire during a shooting in one of the baddest places in the land, Warez, MEHHHH HEEEE COOO!

by PineappleJuice February 26, 2015

chicken tikka masala

The bomb dig of Indian food.

Chicken tikka masala is amazing.

by PineappleJuice March 13, 2015

new outlet

To find a different way to do the things that you do.

If i were you guys i would try to find a new outlet because there are so many people who are now aware of what really goes down here, are are the farthest from ok with it.
new outlet asap

by PineappleJuice March 01, 2015

YFU

You fucked up.

figure out how to unfuck it. YFY
you fucked with the wrong bitch
YFU

by PineappleJuice March 07, 2015