Pimp in the Box's definitions

febreze it honey

the old man's way of getting the wife off your back to avoid doing any upholstery shampoo cleaning

Roxy: Fred, fido pissed on the sofa again Fred: febreze it honey

by Pimp in the Box February 13, 2009

urbandict it

suggesting somebody to search a word on urbandictionary.com to find the true definition. this is only used when the word is obvious or just too graphic to say out loud.

Brittany: last night, Michael texted me and said he was going to give me a Strawberry Shortcake. I told him that I couldn't wait because OMG i love strawberry shortcakes. yummy! Courtney: OMG!!! ROTFL! urbandict it you stupid Bitch

by Pimp in the Box February 13, 2009

McNugget Rampage

when you get shorted a chicken mcnugget at a McDonald's and demand the manager an extra set of McNuggets or a free apple pie for your trouble only to deny your request and offer you a chocolatechip cookie instead. This is followed by going over the counter and bumrushing the grease faced teen, stuffing his head in the deep fryer and helping yourself to whatever food is available while fighting off employees with a mop an using frozen patties as shuriken throwing stars.

yeah dude, that's the last time they short my McNugget order I can tell you that much. You had to be there, I went on a McNugget Rampage

by Pimp in the Box February 13, 2009

do I have to?

a last second desperate plea in an attempt of ditching an unwanted engagement, commitment or obligation.

Father: do you, Steve, take this woman to be your lawful wedded wife. To cherish and to love. For better, for worse. In sickness and in health, for richer, for poorer? Til death do you part? Steve: *sighs* do I have to?

by Pimp in the Box February 17, 2009

hey fuck you!

a quick and easy exit to a losing argument. this comeback is the last resort and used only out of desperation when there is absolutely no way one can win the battle, therefore the retort "hey fuck you!" not only insults the opposition, but it closes the argument and seals the win

Jim: you dumb piece of shit, are you really that fuckin' stupid or what? Kyle: hey fuck you!

by Pimp in the Box February 17, 2009

fuck you too!

a severe mortal blow to a retreating opponent. used in the final stages of an argument and is the best and only known counter to hey fuck you! this comeback verbally destroys the opposition and gives your opponent the option to walk away or waive that option by declaring a physical war and opening with a shove.

Todd: hey, fuck you! Eddie: fuck you too! .... (brief silence and Todd walks away) yeah, that's what I thought. pussy!

by Pimp in the Box February 18, 2009

super hangover

the result of over-eating, binge drinking, sleeping late and partying after Super Sunday.

Jesus: hey man, you look like shit dude, you should have called in sick ese. Rick: yeah why don't you fuck off Jesus. I got a Super hangover watching the game last night. did you watch it? how bout Ben Roethlisberger. guy's incredible. Jesus: who?

by Pimp in the Box February 2, 2009