Pierced69's definitions

Speckled Ham

A womans asshole when viewed after a not so good wipe. It will be covered with flecks of shit, thus, speckled.

I was fucking her from behind and noticed she had a speckled ham!

by Pierced69 September 26, 2011

Slurpee

A phenomenal blowjob during which you can actually hear your girl slurping on your dick. Characterized by sloppiness, toe curling and fuddin' the whole time.

My girl gave me slurpee last night that damn near gave me a heart attack.

by Pierced69 October 2, 2022

Yoke

The yellowish, oily discharge a young Yellard woman let's loose when having sex for the first time. Much like the cherry, when the yoke is popped it is a right of passage.

Word on the street is Bart popped Lisa's yoke but I don't believe it because Homer was the one smiling ear to ear.

by Pierced69 December 24, 2021

Ball-Diamond-Ball

Not under command, no Commanding Officer. A vessel restricted in maneuvering (may only navigate trusted and safe waters meaning no one has control of you, you are a good person and therefore can help others to break free of control of others. Abbreviated B-D-B. Affiliation can be shown by displaying the maritime day shape for Ball-Diamond-Ball on a window or screensaver.

I am finally Ball-Diamond-Ball and will never allow myself to be taken again by those who play mind games.

by Pierced69 January 6, 2022

Scab Trick

Unlike the hat trick in hockey, the Scab Trick is when you have a scab on the head of your dick and your girlfriend is skilled enough to liberate the scab at the exact same time you cum.

Heavenly is the only way to describe my girlfriends scab Trick.

by Pierced69 August 4, 2022

Third Shoe

The shoe left in your ass after someone plants their foot up your ass.

Man I think payroll made a mistake on my check, I'm gonna have to stop by their office. Man don't come back with that third Shoe like last time.

by Pierced69 March 17, 2022

Lottery Tickiteer

The motherfucker ahead of you in line at the convenience store who has 136 fucking lottery tickets they want "checked" to see if they are winners but hasn't taken the time to scratch off the entire QR strip at the bottom of each ticket. The lottery Tickiteer then very slowly and selectively spends any winnings as if they were on Wheel of fucking Fortune.

I was late and in a hurry when the lottery tickiteer in front of me at the gas station pulled out what appeared to be a small mountain of lottery tickets. Take the gift certificate for crying out loud.

by Pierced69 August 4, 2022