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Stained

Where did you get stained bro? Down at the shop on main.
by Pierced69 October 14, 2018
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Red-Over-Red

Red-Over-Red in navigational aids is the display of two Red lights in a vertical line, visible at night which means the Captain is dead. Vessel not under command, no Commanding Officer.
When you are not under the command of anyone you are Red-Over-Red!
by Pierced69 January 7, 2022
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Game of Shapes

A game played when taking a shit. It is played by guessing the shape of the turd deposited in the toilet and then comparing it to an architectural shape template (usually hanging on a chain from the toilet paper holder) by standing over the bowl and viewing the turd through the template. Shapes include parallelogram, trapezoid, circle, square, etc. You have to know your sphincter pretty well to be good at the game. If the turd is pelletized then the game becomes similar to guessing the number of jelly beans in a jar.
I once played a game of Shapes and actually won when I shit a trapezoid. I'm sure it was a lucky guess.
by Pierced69 August 4, 2022
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Pedophile Property

Someone who was a pedophile victim as a child but who did not carry on the pedophile way of life for one reason or another. As an example, a female who chose not to bear children fearing they would be abused or a male who refused to have sex with his mother or younger female siblings. As an adult this person is brainwashed and threatened into continued silence about their childhood abuse. They are also used in an effort to gain control of non-pedophiles through sexual encounters and subsequent threat of pedophile association. They become what some call Pedophile Supporters, or the Pedophile Army, which protect pedophiles. Since they are viewed as property their owners control who they have sex with, even as adults. Many are traded amongst pedophiles in an underground network of human trafficking that encompasses not only physical sex, but cerebral sex whereby one experiences sex with another via thought/fantasying.
Unbeknownst to me, the woman I fell in love with may be Pedophile Property and I vow to rescue her.
by Pierced69 October 16, 2021
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Egg Drop Soup

When you keep a cup of hot tea on the night stand while fucking and hop off and cum in the cup making egg drop soup.
We made egg drop soup last night, our very own style of bukake.
by Pierced69 November 18, 2019
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Crock Pottin'

When you slow down, set the emergency brake, turn on the hazards and slow cook that pussy til the meat falls off the bone.
I ended up crock pottin' my girl the other night because she tries to hurry me.
by Pierced69 November 18, 2019
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Speckled Ham

A womans asshole when viewed after a not so good wipe. It will be covered with flecks of shit, thus, speckled.
I was fucking her from behind and noticed she had a speckled ham!
by Pierced69 September 26, 2011
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