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by Pierced69 October 2, 2022
Get the Dick-Tac mug.A phenomenal blowjob during which you can actually hear your girl slurping on your dick. Characterized by sloppiness, toe curling and fuddin' the whole time.
by Pierced69 October 2, 2022
Get the Slurpee mug.Is it just me or are boogers getting stickier? I've noticed a sharp increase in flick factor required to achieve release.
by Pierced69 April 21, 2021
Get the Flick Factor mug.A game played when taking a shit. It is played by guessing the shape of the turd deposited in the toilet and then comparing it to an architectural shape template (usually hanging on a chain from the toilet paper holder) by standing over the bowl and viewing the turd through the template. Shapes include parallelogram, trapezoid, circle, square, etc. You have to know your sphincter pretty well to be good at the game. If the turd is pelletized then the game becomes similar to guessing the number of jelly beans in a jar.
I once played a game of Shapes and actually won when I shit a trapezoid. I'm sure it was a lucky guess.
by Pierced69 August 4, 2022
Get the Game of Shapes mug.The classic "front" when you don't have the money for a drug deal. "I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a $20 sack today". Spoken in honor of the Popeye character Wimpy.
by Pierced69 October 2, 2022
Get the Wimpy mug.When you keep a cup of hot tea on the night stand while fucking and hop off and cum in the cup making egg drop soup.
by Pierced69 November 18, 2019
Get the Egg Drop Soup mug.A grip so tight on the shaft of your penis when masturbating that your palm print now includes the vein structure of your shaft embedded on the palm of your hand. So much so that a palm reader might try reading a vein as opposed to an actual line on your palm.
by Pierced69 August 4, 2022
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