Pierced69's definitions

Fuddin'

The sound you make when getting your dick sucked like you want it it sucked........on cweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedit!

I was throat deep and fuddin' like a mofo.

by Pierced69 November 7, 2021

Dick-Tac

A post blowjob breath mint.

He was pissed after I gave him a blowjob because I kissed him before eating a Dick-Tac.

by Pierced69 October 2, 2022

Labii

Both inner and outer pussy lips or labia spoken in plural form.

Two Octopus are Octopii this both sets of labia are labii.

by Pierced69 November 18, 2019

Lottery Tickiteer

The motherfucker ahead of you in line at the convenience store who has 136 fucking lottery tickets they want "checked" to see if they are winners but hasn't taken the time to scratch off the entire QR strip at the bottom of each ticket. The lottery Tickiteer then very slowly and selectively spends any winnings as if they were on Wheel of fucking Fortune.

I was late and in a hurry when the lottery tickiteer in front of me at the gas station pulled out what appeared to be a small mountain of lottery tickets. Take the gift certificate for crying out loud.

by Pierced69 August 4, 2022

Yoke

The yellowish, oily discharge a young Yellard woman let's loose when having sex for the first time. Much like the cherry, when the yoke is popped it is a right of passage.

Word on the street is Bart popped Lisa's yoke but I don't believe it because Homer was the one smiling ear to ear.

by Pierced69 December 24, 2021

Pedophile Property

Someone who was a pedophile victim as a child but who did not carry on the pedophile way of life for one reason or another. As an example, a female who chose not to bear children fearing they would be abused or a male who refused to have sex with his mother or younger female siblings. As an adult this person is brainwashed and threatened into continued silence about their childhood abuse. They are also used in an effort to gain control of non-pedophiles through sexual encounters and subsequent threat of pedophile association. They become what some call Pedophile Supporters, or the Pedophile Army, which protect pedophiles. Since they are viewed as property their owners control who they have sex with, even as adults. Many are traded amongst pedophiles in an underground network of human trafficking that encompasses not only physical sex, but cerebral sex whereby one experiences sex with another via thought/fantasying.

Unbeknownst to me, the woman I fell in love with may be Pedophile Property and I vow to rescue her.

by Pierced69 October 16, 2021

Vaginal Floss

The tip of my tongue.

I used my vaginal floss on her last night.

by Pierced69 November 18, 2019