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When you slow down, set the emergency brake, turn on the hazards and slow cook that pussy til the meat falls off the bone.
by Pierced69 November 18, 2019
Get the Crock Pottin' mug.A womans asshole when viewed after a not so good wipe. It will be covered with flecks of shit, thus, speckled.
by Pierced69 September 26, 2011
Get the Speckled Ham mug.The yellowish, oily discharge a young Yellard woman let's loose when having sex for the first time. Much like the cherry, when the yoke is popped it is a right of passage.
Word on the street is Bart popped Lisa's yoke but I don't believe it because Homer was the one smiling ear to ear.
by Pierced69 December 24, 2021
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Get the Dick-Tac mug.The sound you make when getting your dick sucked like you want it it sucked........on cweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedit!
by Pierced69 November 7, 2021
Get the Fuddin' mug.A dignitary is someone, male or female, who performs sexual favors via projection of feelings in return for something. It happens in the mind fuck arena, basically no-contact cerebral sex.
by Pierced69 March 20, 2022
Get the Dignitary mug.The motherfucker ahead of you in line at the convenience store who has 136 fucking lottery tickets they want "checked" to see if they are winners but hasn't taken the time to scratch off the entire QR strip at the bottom of each ticket. The lottery Tickiteer then very slowly and selectively spends any winnings as if they were on Wheel of fucking Fortune.
I was late and in a hurry when the lottery tickiteer in front of me at the gas station pulled out what appeared to be a small mountain of lottery tickets. Take the gift certificate for crying out loud.
by Pierced69 August 4, 2022
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