Pierced69's definitions

Scabfusion

An extremely slow blood transfusion procedure performed by picking a scab on each body and laying the bodies scab-to-scab. Potential health risks include becoming twins conjoined at the scab. It is recommended you "pick" your partner for the procedure.

I had to take three weeks vacation to accommodate my doctor recommended scabfusion.

by Pierced69 August 4, 2022

Vaginal Floss

The tip of my tongue.

I used my vaginal floss on her last night.

by Pierced69 November 18, 2019

Ball-Diamond-Ball

Not under command, no Commanding Officer. A vessel restricted in maneuvering (may only navigate trusted and safe waters meaning no one has control of you, you are a good person and therefore can help others to break free of control of others. Abbreviated B-D-B. Affiliation can be shown by displaying the maritime day shape for Ball-Diamond-Ball on a window or screensaver.

I am finally Ball-Diamond-Ball and will never allow myself to be taken again by those who play mind games.

by Pierced69 January 6, 2022

Salad Toss with Bacon Bit

When you have a scab in your ass and your girlfriend liberates it while tossing your salad thus introducing a single bacon bit for added flavor.

My girlfriend gave me a salad toss with bacon bit and I'm feeling refreshed "butt" raw. (No pun intended).

by Pierced69 August 4, 2022

Peanut Butter Blow Job

A peanut butter blow job is a blow job where your penis sticks to the roof of her mouth like a bite from a thick peanut butter sandwich requiring some tongue action to get it to release.

My girlfriend is the queen of the peanut butter blow job.

by Pierced69 August 4, 2022

Flick Factor

The brute force required to launch a properly rolled and seated booger from the thumb.

Is it just me or are boogers getting stickier? I've noticed a sharp increase in flick factor required to achieve release.

by Pierced69 April 21, 2021

Chloroparty

A chloroparty party or get together, with an exclusive guest list, where attendees experience Chloroform. Best advice before attending is don't be the first one through the door or you might be the first one to hit the floor.

I held on for 1 cloth full at the last chloroparty. I was thankful for the padded floor.

by Pierced69 March 6, 2022