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Kung Fu Grip

A grip so tight on the shaft of your penis when masturbating that your palm print now includes the vein structure of your shaft embedded on the palm of your hand. So much so that a palm reader might try reading a vein as opposed to an actual line on your palm.
Man that kung Fu Grip really threw off that palm reader.
by Pierced69 August 4, 2022
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Egg Drop Soup

When you keep a cup of hot tea on the night stand while fucking and hop off and cum in the cup making egg drop soup.
We made egg drop soup last night, our very own style of bukake.
by Pierced69 November 18, 2019
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Speckled Ham

A womans asshole when viewed after a not so good wipe. It will be covered with flecks of shit, thus, speckled.
I was fucking her from behind and noticed she had a speckled ham!
by Pierced69 September 26, 2011
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Labii

Both inner and outer pussy lips or labia spoken in plural form.
Two Octopus are Octopii this both sets of labia are labii.
by Pierced69 November 18, 2019
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Dick-Tac

He was pissed after I gave him a blowjob because I kissed him before eating a Dick-Tac.
by Pierced69 October 2, 2022
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Lottery Tickiteer

The motherfucker ahead of you in line at the convenience store who has 136 fucking lottery tickets they want "checked" to see if they are winners but hasn't taken the time to scratch off the entire QR strip at the bottom of each ticket. The lottery Tickiteer then very slowly and selectively spends any winnings as if they were on Wheel of fucking Fortune.
I was late and in a hurry when the lottery tickiteer in front of me at the gas station pulled out what appeared to be a small mountain of lottery tickets. Take the gift certificate for crying out loud.
by Pierced69 August 4, 2022
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Peanut Butter Blow Job

A peanut butter blow job is a blow job where your penis sticks to the roof of her mouth like a bite from a thick peanut butter sandwich requiring some tongue action to get it to release.
My girlfriend is the queen of the peanut butter blow job.
by Pierced69 August 4, 2022
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