Licking the Spoon

The well kept, darkest of secrets, that you love to lick the speculum clean like a good little boy. Highly guarded and known only by you, your girlfriend/wife, her gyno-man and your mother who started it all by handing you a spoon full of cookie dough.
I was licking the spoon as soon as possible when my wife returned from her gyno appointment carrying a zip-lock with a spec in it.
by Pierced69 November 07, 2021
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Modified 5 Finger

A variant of the Modified 5 Finger Knuckle Shuffle on your piss pump whereby you drop three fingers, increase drag on the remaining two and add a double tug on the end while masturbating.
The Modified 5 Finger is quite satisfying and much less prone to arthritis inflammation.
by Pierced69 November 19, 2019
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Speckled Ham

A womans asshole when viewed after a not so good wipe. It will be covered with flecks of shit, thus, speckled.
I was fucking her from behind and noticed she had a speckled ham!
by Pierced69 September 23, 2011
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Flick Factor

The brute force required to launch a properly rolled and seated booger from the thumb.
Is it just me or are boogers getting stickier? I've noticed a sharp increase in flick factor required to achieve release.
by Pierced69 April 21, 2021
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Incognito

A state of thought or fantasy when you are experiencing cerebral sex via transference during which the person you are fantasizing with or about feels as if they are actually right there with you.
Last night my girlfriend who's away on business was incognito with me and it felt wonderful.
by Pierced69 August 09, 2022
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Dignitary

A dignitary is someone, male or female, who performs sexual favors via projection of feelings in return for something. It happens in the mind fuck arena, basically no-contact cerebral sex.
I refuse to dignitary anyone out of respect.
by Pierced69 March 20, 2022
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Gynefavorologist

A gynecologist who enters the exam room with a blow pop in his mouth, puts you in the stirrups and performs the exam. He/she then removes the blow pop and inserts it in your vagina to allow him to write his/her notes before removing it to continue enjoying his/her sucker.
My gynefavorologist always appreciates a bag of blow pops at Christmas!
by Pierced69 August 04, 2022
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