The well kept, darkest of secrets, that you love to lick the speculum clean like a good little boy. Highly guarded and known only by you, your girlfriend/wife, her gyno-man and your mother who started it all by handing you a spoon full of cookie dough.
I was licking the spoon as soon as possible when my wife returned from her gyno appointment carrying a zip-lock with a spec in it.
by Pierced69 November 07, 2021
A variant of the Modified 5 Finger Knuckle Shuffle on your piss pump whereby you drop three fingers, increase drag on the remaining two and add a double tug on the end while masturbating.
by Pierced69 November 19, 2019
A womans asshole when viewed after a not so good wipe. It will be covered with flecks of shit, thus, speckled.
by Pierced69 September 23, 2011
Is it just me or are boogers getting stickier? I've noticed a sharp increase in flick factor required to achieve release.
by Pierced69 April 21, 2021
A state of thought or fantasy when you are experiencing cerebral sex via transference during which the person you are fantasizing with or about feels as if they are actually right there with you.
by Pierced69 August 09, 2022
A dignitary is someone, male or female, who performs sexual favors via projection of feelings in return for something. It happens in the mind fuck arena, basically no-contact cerebral sex.
by Pierced69 March 20, 2022
A gynecologist who enters the exam room with a blow pop in his mouth, puts you in the stirrups and performs the exam. He/she then removes the blow pop and inserts it in your vagina to allow him to write his/her notes before removing it to continue enjoying his/her sucker.
by Pierced69 August 04, 2022