Pedophile Property

Someone who was a pedophile victim as a child but who did not carry on the pedophile way of life for one reason or another. As an example, a female who chose not to bear children fearing they would be abused or a male who refused to have sex with his mother or younger female siblings. As an adult this person is brainwashed and threatened into continued silence about their childhood abuse. They are also used in an effort to gain control of non-pedophiles through sexual encounters and subsequent threat of pedophile association. They become what some call Pedophile Supporters, or the Pedophile Army, which protect pedophiles. Since they are viewed as property their owners control who they have sex with, even as adults. Many are traded amongst pedophiles in an underground network of human trafficking that encompasses not only physical sex, but cerebral sex whereby one experiences sex with another via thought/fantasying.
Unbeknownst to me, the woman I fell in love with may be Pedophile Property and I vow to rescue her.
by Pierced69 October 16, 2021
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Wimpy

The classic "front" when you don't have the money for a drug deal. "I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a $20 sack today". Spoken in honor of the Popeye character Wimpy.
Hey bro, can you Wimpy me a bag until Tuesday?
by Pierced69 October 02, 2022
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Game of Shapes

A game played when taking a shit. It is played by guessing the shape of the turd deposited in the toilet and then comparing it to an architectural shape template (usually hanging on a chain from the toilet paper holder) by standing over the bowl and viewing the turd through the template. Shapes include parallelogram, trapezoid, circle, square, etc. You have to know your sphincter pretty well to be good at the game. If the turd is pelletized then the game becomes similar to guessing the number of jelly beans in a jar.
I once played a game of Shapes and actually won when I shit a trapezoid. I'm sure it was a lucky guess.
by Pierced69 August 04, 2022
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Malheured

To be Malheured is close to "unrequited love" where only one person knows the other is in love with them. Malheured is where you are fucked over by someone and don't know it yet, with the caveat being you actually double back and fuck that person over supremely.
I was Malheured by my brother when he discovered I had screwed him over in our fathers will. He reported me to the IRS.
by Pierced69 May 05, 2023
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Transferance

The transfer or projection of thoughts, moods, feelings, pain and pleasure via the human brain by use of psychoenergetics or "the energy of the mind". Synonymous with projection of the same human abstracts. A vital part of transhumanism without which the human mind could never achieve anything beyond the third dimension.
Through transferance I was able to experience how it felt to be a butterfly or a blade of grass with a cool breeze blowing over it after a fresh cut. Amazing!
by Pierced69 August 09, 2022
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Incognito

A state of thought or fantasy when you are experiencing cerebral sex via transference during which the person you are fantasizing with or about feels as if they are actually right there with you.
Last night my girlfriend who's away on business was incognito with me and it felt wonderful.
by Pierced69 August 09, 2022
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Stained

Where did you get stained bro? Down at the shop on main.
by Pierced69 October 14, 2018
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