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by Pierced69 November 18, 2019
Get the Labiimug. The motherfucker ahead of you in line at the convenience store who has 136 fucking lottery tickets they want "checked" to see if they are winners but hasn't taken the time to scratch off the entire QR strip at the bottom of each ticket. The lottery Tickiteer then very slowly and selectively spends any winnings as if they were on Wheel of fucking Fortune.
I was late and in a hurry when the lottery tickiteer in front of me at the gas station pulled out what appeared to be a small mountain of lottery tickets. Take the gift certificate for crying out loud.
by Pierced69 August 4, 2022
Get the Lottery Tickiteermug. A gynecologist who enters the exam room with a blow pop in his mouth, puts you in the stirrups and performs the exam. He/she then removes the blow pop and inserts it in your vagina to allow him to write his/her notes before removing it to continue enjoying his/her sucker.
by Pierced69 August 4, 2022
Get the Gynefavorologistmug. A variant of the Modified 5 Finger Knuckle Shuffle on your piss pump whereby you drop three fingers, increase drag on the remaining two and add a double tug on the end while masturbating.
by Pierced69 November 18, 2019
Get the Modified 5 Fingermug. When you have a scab in your ass and your girlfriend liberates it while tossing your salad thus introducing a single bacon bit for added flavor.
My girlfriend gave me a salad toss with bacon bit and I'm feeling refreshed "butt" raw. (No pun intended).
by Pierced69 August 4, 2022
Get the Salad Toss with Bacon Bitmug. A peanut butter blow job is a blow job where your penis sticks to the roof of her mouth like a bite from a thick peanut butter sandwich requiring some tongue action to get it to release.
by Pierced69 August 4, 2022
Get the Peanut Butter Blow Jobmug. by Pierced69 September 23, 2011
Get the Supadupafupamug.