Pierced69's definitions

Red-Over-Red

Red-Over-Red in navigational aids is the display of two Red lights in a vertical line, visible at night which means the Captain is dead. Vessel not under command, no Commanding Officer.

When you are not under the command of anyone you are Red-Over-Red!

by Pierced69 January 7, 2022

FedExing

The maximum girth a pussy can take. FedEx package limitations are length x width x height = girth.

My girlfriend loves it when I'm Fedexing her pussy.

by Pierced69 December 19, 2021

Boob Draft

The distance from the centerline of the nipple to the lowest point of the swing circle (arc) of a woman's breast. Units of measure are nipple Meters or nM. Boob draft affects the righting moment of the breasts when in full, synchronized swing. Too much boob draft is considered "low hanging fruit".

Damn that woman has nice boob draft.

by Pierced69 December 19, 2021

Yoke

The yellowish, oily discharge a young Yellard woman let's loose when having sex for the first time. Much like the cherry, when the yoke is popped it is a right of passage.

Word on the street is Bart popped Lisa's yoke but I don't believe it because Homer was the one smiling ear to ear.

by Pierced69 December 24, 2021

Third Shoe

The shoe left in your ass after someone plants their foot up your ass.

Man I think payroll made a mistake on my check, I'm gonna have to stop by their office. Man don't come back with that third Shoe like last time.

by Pierced69 March 17, 2022

Dignitary

A dignitary is someone, male or female, who performs sexual favors via projection of feelings in return for something. It happens in the mind fuck arena, basically no-contact cerebral sex.

I refuse to dignitary anyone out of respect.

by Pierced69 March 20, 2022

Flick Factor

The brute force required to launch a properly rolled and seated booger from the thumb.

Is it just me or are boogers getting stickier? I've noticed a sharp increase in flick factor required to achieve release.

by Pierced69 April 21, 2021