Chloroparty

A chloroparty party or get together, with an exclusive guest list, where attendees experience Chloroform. Best advice before attending is don't be the first one through the door or you might be the first one to hit the floor.

I held on for 1 cloth full at the last chloroparty. I was thankful for the padded floor.

by Pierced69 March 6, 2022

Pedophile Property

Someone who was a pedophile victim as a child but who did not carry on the pedophile way of life for one reason or another. As an example, a female who chose not to bear children fearing they would be abused or a male who refused to have sex with his mother or younger female siblings. As an adult this person is brainwashed and threatened into continued silence about their childhood abuse. They are also used in an effort to gain control of non-pedophiles through sexual encounters and subsequent threat of pedophile association. They become what some call Pedophile Supporters, or the Pedophile Army, which protect pedophiles. Since they are viewed as property their owners control who they have sex with, even as adults. Many are traded amongst pedophiles in an underground network of human trafficking that encompasses not only physical sex, but cerebral sex whereby one experiences sex with another via thought/fantasying.

Unbeknownst to me, the woman I fell in love with may be Pedophile Property and I vow to rescue her.

by Pierced69 October 16, 2021

Wimpy

The classic "front" when you don't have the money for a drug deal. "I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a $20 sack today". Spoken in honor of the Popeye character Wimpy.

Hey bro, can you Wimpy me a bag until Tuesday?

by Pierced69 October 2, 2022

Flick Factor

The brute force required to launch a properly rolled and seated booger from the thumb.

Is it just me or are boogers getting stickier? I've noticed a sharp increase in flick factor required to achieve release.

by Pierced69 April 21, 2021

Game of Shapes

A game played when taking a shit. It is played by guessing the shape of the turd deposited in the toilet and then comparing it to an architectural shape template (usually hanging on a chain from the toilet paper holder) by standing over the bowl and viewing the turd through the template. Shapes include parallelogram, trapezoid, circle, square, etc. You have to know your sphincter pretty well to be good at the game. If the turd is pelletized then the game becomes similar to guessing the number of jelly beans in a jar.

I once played a game of Shapes and actually won when I shit a trapezoid. I'm sure it was a lucky guess.

by Pierced69 August 4, 2022

Gynefavorologist

A gynecologist who enters the exam room with a blow pop in his mouth, puts you in the stirrups and performs the exam. He/she then removes the blow pop and inserts it in your vagina to allow him to write his/her notes before removing it to continue enjoying his/her sucker.

My gynefavorologist always appreciates a bag of blow pops at Christmas!

by Pierced69 August 4, 2022

Modified 5 Finger

A variant of the Modified 5 Finger Knuckle Shuffle on your piss pump whereby you drop three fingers, increase drag on the remaining two and add a double tug on the end while masturbating.

The Modified 5 Finger is quite satisfying and much less prone to arthritis inflammation.

by Pierced69 November 18, 2019