Pierced69's definitions

Pinkindrizzle

That badass, pink, meaty pussy that reminds you of two pieces of well chewed delicious pink bubblegum drizzled in cling peach juice leaving you speechless.

Couldn't say a damn thing after she outed her pinkindrizzle, just sat and stared, dick in hand.

by Pierced69 November 7, 2021

Scabfusion

An extremely slow blood transfusion procedure performed by picking a scab on each body and laying the bodies scab-to-scab. Potential health risks include becoming twins conjoined at the scab. It is recommended you "pick" your partner for the procedure.

I had to take three weeks vacation to accommodate my doctor recommended scabfusion.

by Pierced69 August 4, 2022

Dicklint

The small fibers that collect on the head of your penis when jacking off under a "fuzzy" blanket.

That blanket you gave me for Christmas gave me quite a bit of dicklint.

by Pierced69 June 9, 2021

Malheured

To be Malheured is close to "unrequited love" where only one person knows the other is in love with them. Malheured is where you are fucked over by someone and don't know it yet, with the caveat being you actually double back and fuck that person over supremely.

I was Malheured by my brother when he discovered I had screwed him over in our fathers will. He reported me to the IRS.

by Pierced69 May 5, 2023

Chloroparty

A chloroparty party or get together, with an exclusive guest list, where attendees experience Chloroform. Best advice before attending is don't be the first one through the door or you might be the first one to hit the floor.

I held on for 1 cloth full at the last chloroparty. I was thankful for the padded floor.

by Pierced69 March 6, 2022

Ball-Diamond-Ball

A vessel restricted in maneuvering. A vessel constrained to a navigable course to keep the vessel out of harms way.

While entering and leaving home port Ball-Diamond-Ball must be displayed to show others you must remain safe and therefore will not change course.

by Pierced69 January 7, 2022

Gynefavorologist

A gynecologist who enters the exam room with a blow pop in his mouth, puts you in the stirrups and performs the exam. He/she then removes the blow pop and inserts it in your vagina to allow him to write his/her notes before removing it to continue enjoying his/her sucker.

My gynefavorologist always appreciates a bag of blow pops at Christmas!

by Pierced69 August 4, 2022