Licking the Spoon

The well kept, darkest of secrets, that you love to lick the speculum clean like a good little boy. Highly guarded and known only by you, your girlfriend/wife, her gyno-man and your mother who started it all by handing you a spoon full of cookie dough.

I was licking the spoon as soon as possible when my wife returned from her gyno appointment carrying a zip-lock with a spec in it.

by Pierced69 November 7, 2021

Marty Feldman

When you tighten your cock strap too tight and your nuts pop out like Marty Feldman's eyes.

My wife went Marty Feldman on me last night.

by Pierced69 November 18, 2019

Pinkindrizzle

That badass, pink, meaty pussy that reminds you of two pieces of well chewed delicious pink bubblegum drizzled in cling peach juice leaving you speechless.

Couldn't say a damn thing after she outed her pinkindrizzle, just sat and stared, dick in hand.

by Pierced69 November 7, 2021

FedExing

The maximum girth a pussy can take. FedEx package limitations are length x width x height = girth.

My girlfriend loves it when I'm Fedexing her pussy.

by Pierced69 December 19, 2021