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Definitions by PhoenixGamer34

absolute shit 

People that celebrate injuries just because they don't like that person. It doesn't even just apply to players on teams they don't like.
Those insufferable Karens think they are so special and think that no one matters but them, but in reality, they are absolute shit.

Sexualize everything

It's like politicizing everything, but in this case, this would be a blatant attempt to try to make everything sexual.
Tobias: I heard that Edwin and Leila want to do something that they shouldn't do.
Irene: Kill themselves? Kill someone? Commit some other kind of crime?
Tobias: No, they want to sexualize everything.
Irene: Ew, why the fuck would they want to do that?
Tobias: Because they think 69 is the only number that matters.
Irene: Of course they do, there is no one in school that's more immature than they are.
A Terrorist Organization that likes to fuck goats when they don't murder, rape or blow up stuff.
Jake: Remember how Ricky and Dotty used to be friends with us and other people that we know?
Greta: Yes, I do remember that. Wait, what did they do to no longer be friends with us and other people that we know?
Jake: Well, they decided to drop out of School and join ISIS.
Greta: Why would they do that?
Jake: I guess they're into murder, rape, goat fucking and blowing up stuff.
Greta: Sounds like that they hated their family and that is absolutely disgusting.
Jake: It is very likely that they did and yes it is.
Greta: That is very shameful, but then again, we did see some shady shit from them while they were still in School before they made this ill-fated decision that you just told me that they did.
ISIS by PhoenixGamer34 July 17, 2021
What people that think it was a good idea to make the majority on Urban Dictionary sexual are.
Graham: Did you hear about what Ray just did?
Luna: No, what did he do?
Graham: After he just won a tennis match just for fun against his friend, Andrew, he decided to hit the bar and slipped on an ice cube on the floor and got hurt.
Luna: What an idiot! Besides, why did he even hit the bar after the match anyway?
Graham: I have no idea, he should have just went home, where he would've been safer.
Luna: Which he would've done if he wasn't so stupid.
Idiot by PhoenixGamer34 July 15, 2021
What "Social Justice Warriors" are and will forever be until the very last one is dead.
Zane: Did you hear about what Carol did?
Evelyn: Yeah, she sent every student in school, including us nudes.
Zane: She's such a cunt.
Evelyn: She really is, I don't understand how she gets enjoyment from doing that shit and neither does anyone else. Well, except for other people that like to do it as well.
Cunt by PhoenixGamer34 July 11, 2021
What people that get diarrhea after eating Taco Bell are.
Some guy that's an idiot: I am superior!

Some guy that's not an idiot: No you're not, get the fuck out of here, you weak stupid sack of shit.
Weak by PhoenixGamer34 July 4, 2021
What the United States will be when it becomes a Communist nation.
Andrew: Did you hear about the situation that Dexter and Eva are in?
Mindy: Yeah, they're really fucked.
Fucked by PhoenixGamer34 July 2, 2021