Phil's definitions

Rampton

Comes from the secure mental hospital located in the UK.
Used as a derogatory term to describe an idiot or someone who has just done somthing stupid

Shit, I just spilt coffee all over my computer!

Man you are such a rampton

by Phil October 18, 2004

software engineering

One of the most pointless principles in the field of computer science. Entails nothing but common sense applied to programming, and generally takes up too much of your time to create stupid diagrams so people less intelligent than yourself can understand how it fits together.

Software engineering was the stupidest class I had to take in college, it reminded me of the kind of work my friends in the School of Business do.

by Phil October 16, 2004

Dogit?

Shorthand for:

Would you dog that bird?

See a 50/50 bird & ask your mate: Dogit?

by Phil October 5, 2004

Bald Benny

A rash on a girls recently shaven twat caused by stubble rubbing on a mans large gut

"My girlfriend had the nastiest bald benny after hours of sex"

by phil September 21, 2004

panzy

a panzer tank covered in flowers

"aww what a pretty display"
"thats not a display thats a panzy.RUN!"

by phil September 2, 2004

xool

Originally a typo for "cool." Originated by Phamy, or Phil and Amy, in 2003. Unfortunately they didn't know other people used this word or were stupid enough to say it.

That movie was xool! Wasn't it Phamy?!

by Phil September 1, 2004

Phamy

It is the combination of two names; Phil and Amy. Two great friends who felt the need to address eachother with the same name. Hence, Phamy.

Phil: Hi Phamy! What's up!?
Amy: Oh not much Phamy! You?

by Phil September 1, 2004