Phatal's definitions

two shakes of a lamb's tail

The act of doing something fast or in a quick manner. 'Two shakes of a lamb's tail' is a phrase usually used at cheap hic resturants or your nearest Circut City.

Waiter: "Yes, sir! I'll get those 7 A1 Imported steaks, 4 baby back ribs, 2 side orders of caeser salads including 1000 Island Dressing with extra olives and the tall Black Russian, in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"

Circut City Employee: "Some wires? I'll get that for you in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"

by Phatal August 30, 2003

dead zone

A highly-rated T.V. show in which a mannamed Johny was hit by a truck on the free-way, and was put into a coma for nearly over 2 years or so. The 'dead zone' refers to the part of the brain where doctors say, "No one can tap into" when some guy who was hit by a truck can? The dead zone of the brain can let you see where the future leads to, in whatever object or person you touch.

Johny closed his eyes and placed his hand over the cellphone bill he had just received in the mail. Almost instantly did he see that Nokia, indeed, was charging him 15$ a minute for his cellphone usage.

If only the rest of us could get powers like that.

by Phatal September 8, 2003

PBS

What our minds once were until fire became a fun thing.

I'm a PBS mind, in an MTV world.

by Phatal July 11, 2003

shippou

Shippou is a small kitsune (fox) from the show InuYasha. He can use his Fox Fire or Kitsune Bi to shape-shift into an object, human, or youkai, but his tail doesn't go away when he changes, making him easily recognized. Kagome is his motherly gaurdian since Shippou's parents were slaughtered by the Thunder Brothers for fur pelts.

Thunder Gods? Give me a fuckin break.

by Phatal August 12, 2003

What's Your Damage?

A phrase used by nimrods who want to be "up beat" with the millennium’s technology advance by switching a technical term into a harsh question when they could just ask you nicely if something was bothering you.

"Geebuz d00d, what's your damage?"
"Mom, cut it out, you're scaring little Timothy."

by Phatal August 29, 2004

Gimme a kiss!

For the love of Christ, do you really need a definition for this?

The guy asked the Hooter's waitress for a kiss. He went home with another hole in his ass.

by Phatal August 3, 2003

gaydar

The 7th sense. A rare ability to detect one's own percentage of gayness. See also gh3yz0r.

The man with hot pink eyeliner wore an orange and purple spotted shirt and white capris that were alittle to tight at his sister's wedding. The gaydar in little Tina's mind did an Ollie.

by Phatal August 3, 2003