Phatal's definitions

gaydar

The 7th sense. A rare ability to detect one's own percentage of gayness. See also gh3yz0r.

The man with hot pink eyeliner wore an orange and purple spotted shirt and white capris that were alittle to tight at his sister's wedding. The gaydar in little Tina's mind did an Ollie.

by Phatal August 3, 2003

Gimme a kiss!

For the love of Christ, do you really need a definition for this?

The guy asked the Hooter's waitress for a kiss. He went home with another hole in his ass.

by Phatal August 3, 2003

dead zone

A highly-rated T.V. show in which a mannamed Johny was hit by a truck on the free-way, and was put into a coma for nearly over 2 years or so. The 'dead zone' refers to the part of the brain where doctors say, "No one can tap into" when some guy who was hit by a truck can? The dead zone of the brain can let you see where the future leads to, in whatever object or person you touch.

Johny closed his eyes and placed his hand over the cellphone bill he had just received in the mail. Almost instantly did he see that Nokia, indeed, was charging him 15$ a minute for his cellphone usage.

If only the rest of us could get powers like that.

by Phatal September 8, 2003

PBS

What our minds once were until fire became a fun thing.

I'm a PBS mind, in an MTV world.

by Phatal July 11, 2003

What's Your Damage?

A phrase used by nimrods who want to be "up beat" with the millennium’s technology advance by switching a technical term into a harsh question when they could just ask you nicely if something was bothering you.

"Geebuz d00d, what's your damage?"
"Mom, cut it out, you're scaring little Timothy."

by Phatal August 29, 2004

deadbeat dad

A man who is totally incompetant in raising a child to be grown up fully potentialed, and fullhearted. Deadbeat dads find some sort of energy in commiting one or all of the 7 deadly sins. Mongrels such as these should fire in the pits of Hell and suck on rectum for aslong as they shall live when calling themselves, "The Honorable Parent".

My dad slams a woman ONCE unbridaled, is willing to pay the abortion fees to kill the non-existant child, lives in a seperate town for more then half her life not talking to her, comes to visit whenever the hell he feels like it, barely pays child support each month, kisses her on the head and calls himself, "The Greatest Father In The Universe".

by Phatal July 10, 2003

lollercoaster

Overly funny; something humorus said that takes you on a laugh-your-ass-off thrill ride. Or what only sounds clever, and your just laughing because you have no clue as to what is going on.

Amy: "...And like then, my girlfriend says, 'Like sure, but ice cream melts faster!' And it was all, like, TOTAALY FUNNAY!"
Gretchin: "Uh....Oh. LOLLERCOASTER!"

by Phatal October 10, 2003