Peter's definitions

Directional university

A state-supported university in the United States whose name includes a compass direction, e.g. "North state name State University." Many directional universities started out as teachers' colleges, broadening their educational missions in the 1950's or 1960's. In most instances a directional university has easier admissions standards than its state's flagship university ("The University of state name") and serves a greater proportion of commuter/part-time/older students.

California does not have directional universities. As an equivalent, it has universities with the word "State" in their names.

Job hunting with a degree from a directional university is mighty tough.

by Peter December 8, 2006

UfO

Unbelievably Fucken Obvious

That Idiot is so UFO!

by Peter October 10, 2005

emo

the type of music you listen to when, try as you might, you cannot get laid..and cry about it..

man, ive been listening to a lotta emo lately

by peter November 16, 2006

tank

The act of having forceful sex

"i tanked that bitch last night"

by peter April 8, 2004

sandwiches

1. Two or more slices of bread with a filling such as meat or cheese placed between them.

2. A partly split long or round roll containing a filling.

3. One slice of bread covered with a filling.

4. Something resembling a sandwich.

5. What Billy must not forget.

Billy! Don't forget your sandwiches, that I made you. Sandwiches.

by Peter May 1, 2004

flagging

n. The act of wearing keys, colored handkerchiefs or other objects on the body to indicate sexual interests. Worn on left to indicate you're a bottom, on the right to indicate you're a top. There are several contradictory lists saying what each color code indicates. Mostly used in the gay male culture, and has branched out to lesbian and BDSM cultures, but may be dying out.
verb. to flag

He was flagging green, but I couldn't tell if it was hunter green or forrest green without my color chips.

by Peter November 23, 2003

roach motel

A used car dealership catering to people with bad credit. It most likely sells rattletrap older cars at inflated prices and charges exhorbitant interest rates. Buyers generally have to pay weekly or bi-weekly, as opposed to the monthly payments characteristic of legitimate lenders, and being even a few days late on a payment will trigger aggressive collections attempts and, quite possibly, repossession.

That dealership's a roach motel, avoid it at all costs.

by Peter September 29, 2005