procrasturbate

to master your blaster, or hold your sausage hostage, when duties are supposed to be held.

Andrew: Man! i missed the Mavs Game!
Peter: What were you doin?
Andrew: Lets just say i have the worst case of procrasturbating habits.
Peter: Oh dont worry about, i have it too.

by Peter January 26, 2005

TINU

There Is No Us.

Some of us (TINU) think that urban dictionary rocks.

by Peter February 11, 2004

nut graph

In journalism, the nut graph is the paragraph that expresses the main idea of the story or article, shortly after the lead.

You buried your nut graph in the middle of your story.

by Peter November 14, 2003

uk.net.news.config

Please also see fuckwitts.

Will try and win a conversation by boring the fuck out of anyone that happens to question ANYTHING.

Will not listen to anything outside of there own little mindset.

look if you want to repeat the same stuff over and over again just go and post in uk.net.news.config

by Peter July 11, 2003

uk.net.news.config

To waffle on for hours on end, also to blow smoke out of your own butt for the good of the usenet community (NOT)

Also to mean boring doofus who needs to get a job

I bet you participate in uk.net.news.config

by Peter July 09, 2003

enrage

To Anger/Infuriate some one

veL-eN^RaGe enraged veL-Dashex when he owned his ass on ut2k4

by Peter January 05, 2005

Blinded

Blinded is this kid called L. Barnes, nah thats too obvious, lets just say Luke B. He loves his computer and CoD. But i still love this kid

"That's almost as retarded as Blinded, but not that retarded"
"Settle down Blinded, CoD is just a game"

by Peter September 22, 2004