Peter's definitions

gratuity

A tip! Money or gift the someone recieves in exchange for a favor given. Bartender, waitstaff of slot attendent.

You gave Ron a big fat gratuity for what? The jokes on you!

by Peter September 25, 2005

penismorphious

The art of being able to change from one sex to the other for the sake of a position at work..Ask Lis.

She was going through the process know as penismorphious so she could advance at work!

by Peter September 21, 2005

gratuity

To give or recieve money for services given.

Also see tip

I left a $5.00 gratuity on the bed for the the slut

by Peter September 6, 2005

gratuity

To receive or give a payment to sort for favours redendered.

I left that cheap bitch a $5.00 gratuity.

by Peter August 31, 2005

breakfast of champions

Coffee and a cigarette

Start your day the healthy way - with the breakfast of champions!

by Peter July 9, 2005

penisenvious

As old as Adam. It started when Eve gave Adam the apple. War of the sexes!

If Eve had not been penisenvious the apple might still be on the tree.

by Peter May 17, 2005

suit covered anus

A testosterone-dripping alpha male, usually a big shot executive with a monstrously high income, especially one who acts in a condescending and obnoxious manner toward his "inferiors" (i.e. those of us earning less than $250K per year). Frequently abbreviated SCA.

It was noisy as hell on the train last night, all the SCA's were babbling about the football game.

by Peter May 13, 2005