grundle

The grundle is the area between the penis and the asshole. This area is the most dark and hairy realm of the human male body. I like to call it pergatory - the area between heaven and hell.

"First I'll suck you're cock and if you're nice, I will pet your grundle"

by Pete April 04, 2005

slong

A penis which is enormous in size

"dude did see that girl with peter?" "yea, she wants him because he's got a big slong" "man i wish i had his slong"

by pete March 11, 2004

Meat Gazer

One who like to gaze at Man Meat.

Stagz McNasty is a meat gazer and scares women

by Pete October 13, 2003

hessian

Hessian is a loosely weaved, strong fiber material similar to burlap.Used mainly for carpet backing.

"That carpet is so worn the hessian is showing through"

by Pete June 04, 2004

Volcanogina

A vagina that dribbles or spews forth blood unexpectedly and unprovoked.

"Michelle's explosive volcanogina soon led Morry to cover everything in his room with butcher paper and dropcloths."

by Pete February 16, 2004

Ass and a half

1.) to be of bad proportions, but with more emphasis; 2.) to be terrible in mass quantities

1.) I got three seconds left. This sucks an ass and a half.
2.) Her roast beef like labias smelled like ass and a half.

by Pete April 16, 2003

fishy flaps

A woman's labia, usually one that hangs out and smells rather vivid.

Her fishy flaps could be smelt as soon as I walked into the room.

by Pete November 15, 2004