Pete's definitions

Vom Watch

An organisation created by St Aidan's College, Durham to prevent the destruction of their own college due to the acidic, stella artois and "dirty shop" kebab saturated puke that seemed to be deposited everywhere. The mission of the Vom Watch was to name and shame any fresher who soiled the college carpets with puke and to ensure the cleaning bill was kept to a minimum.

Damn, Vom Watch rated me ten out of ten for that massive chunder I did at the formal last night. God, my head hurts...

by Pete August 29, 2005

bell end cheddar

The horrible, cheesy substance that forms on the head of your penis. A good excuse for girls not to give you a blow job. See smegma.

I literally had to scrape the bell end cheddar off today. Guess I should have washed myself more often...

by Pete May 22, 2005

Trifeling

annoying bitch, that say one thing and doesnt mean it

she is trifeling she says one thing and means another, she just needs to shut the fuck up, not down with the shitkaboo

by pete April 10, 2005

De Profundis

Literally translates as "of the Depths" or, with modification, "from the depths". Any reference to a being emerging from the pit of dispair to greater things is entirely contextual.

Oscar Wilde famously wrote a long letter - later titled "De Profundis" - after his release from Reading Gaol.

by Pete April 10, 2005

shitkaboo

an over dramatization of a situation

we had a big shitkaboo for president reagan's funeral.

by pete April 10, 2005

Trinity Pawling

Avon Rejects. You Suck.

Person one : Hey did u get into avon?
Person two : No, im goin to tp instead.

by Pete April 20, 2005

lmaoplane

Lol...so tru3...LMAOPLANE is teh pwn,LMAOPLANES pwn so h4rd that U cry leike gurls,that U cant m337 cos U suXXors hard.W007

"Jeeves i wish to book a flight to Stanstead on the LMAOPLANE..."
" certainly Sir, U R teh haXX"

by pete May 5, 2005