Pete's definitions

wanksack

Most commonly refers to a bed, but sometimes to a sleeping bag. A private place for a good spank of the monkey.

Get out yer feckin wanksack! It's almost midday!

by Pete May 30, 2006

vomitometer

A scale you would use to measure the "pukeability" of something. Is incredible diverse, can be used to describe the ugliness of girls, the disgustingness of food, or the unpleasantness of a stomach upset.

That chick had to be close to ten on the vomitometer...

by Pete August 29, 2005

Vom Watch

An organisation created by St Aidan's College, Durham to prevent the destruction of their own college due to the acidic, stella artois and "dirty shop" kebab saturated puke that seemed to be deposited everywhere. The mission of the Vom Watch was to name and shame any fresher who soiled the college carpets with puke and to ensure the cleaning bill was kept to a minimum.

Damn, Vom Watch rated me ten out of ten for that massive chunder I did at the formal last night. God, my head hurts...

by Pete August 29, 2005

bell end cheddar

The horrible, cheesy substance that forms on the head of your penis. A good excuse for girls not to give you a blow job. See smegma.

I literally had to scrape the bell end cheddar off today. Guess I should have washed myself more often...

by Pete May 22, 2005

fuckass

a person being a jerk and/or making an ass of themselves. used as an insult.

Man, hes such a fuckass.

by pete May 13, 2005

whore

1. a term used to describe someone who commits to an activity so much that it begins to piss** people off. adj.

**piss, definition 4

2. used as a substitute for another verb, so long as the meaning is understood. v.

"You awp whore!"
"Stop whoring all the oreos!"
"Oh, man! I'm such a Halo 2 sniping whore!"

by pete May 13, 2005

botty boy

A homosexual male, one who likes botty.

You dress just like a botty boy!

by Pete May 13, 2005