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vertical lips

1. A word that means the same as pussy, twat, and bearded clam.
2. The nice gash in between yo mammas legs.
"Yo man you see that hookers nasty pair of vertical lips with those warts coming outta them!!??!!"
by Pete March 18, 2004
mugGet the vertical lipsmug.

STFU NOOB

Shut the fuck up newbie

Newbie - A person who plays an online game such as Counterstrike and is new to the game or is very bad.
Newbie - I r00l!
(Newbie's score - 3 kills, 10 deaths)
2ndIDLtCol.Ryan - STFU NOOB!
by Pete December 20, 2003
mugGet the STFU NOOBmug.

hessian

Hessian is a loosely weaved, strong fiber material similar to burlap.Used mainly for carpet backing.
"That carpet is so worn the hessian is showing through"
by Pete June 4, 2004
mugGet the hessianmug.

E-ffection

the digital, textual, onomatopoetic equivalent to real life affection. Usually expressed between asterixes or shown italic
i.e. "*kissez*", "*liiiicks*", "*huggles*", or "*snubbles*"
by Pete November 26, 2002
mugGet the E-ffectionmug.

shabalazam

exclamation; some kind of victory has been achieved.
aw schnizzle! that shit went down! shabalazam!!!
by Pete May 3, 2003
mugGet the shabalazammug.

spyder

yo that spyder jacket is hot
by PeTe January 9, 2004
mugGet the spydermug.

biffo

“There is a bit of biffo on the field
by Pete January 20, 2004
mugGet the biffomug.

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