Pete's definitions

Crusty Craig

When an idiot passes out at a party and someone jizzes on their eyelids. Then, when they wake up they will try to open their eyes and it will be crustied shut with jizz, like when people wake up in the morning with crusty's in their eyes.

I wonder if Tully will be able to open his eyes when he wakes up, boy we really crusty craiged him last night.

by Pete March 18, 2004

dillinger escape plan

fucking crazy prog/jazzcore band. there time changes and lyrics are mindblowing.

if i saw the dillinger escape plan in concert i would probably cream myself.

by pete December 15, 2003

pt

Prick Tease - a Tease

damn that girl is hot, but she's nothing but a prick tease.

by Pete November 24, 2004

Wall-mopoly

1.Any store chain, which is insanely rich and widespread, simply because it has cheap products and has more Mexican illegals working for it secretly than MEChA and the INS can count.
2.Any small-business destroying retail store.

Damn, not another wall-mopoly.

by Pete December 17, 2003

The Oxford

An old mans pub, inhabited by losers.

I would never go to The Oxford, what a shit pub.

by Pete January 26, 2005

roxilla

A beastly, black haired dog. Can sometimes be referred to as roxy. Loves food and is one of the most terrifying dogzilla from the japanese island

No!!!! Not Roxilla the beastly, black haired dog. At least shes not pulling a danny.

by Pete December 30, 2004

jacked up

This is a phrase largely equivilent to fucked up or screwed up. It roughly means "in a state of disarray" and is commonly used in the phrase "to jack someone/something up". In some cases, the meaning may be slightly altered by the fact that to get "jacked" can mean to be struck or injured.

That's jacked up man. I can't belive your girlfriend is cheating on you.

I got in a wreck last night. My car got totally jacked up.

by pete August 12, 2004