The Oxford

An old mans pub, inhabited by losers.

I would never go to The Oxford, what a shit pub.

by Pete January 26, 2005

cape may

A bunch of old people who goes down to the shore for vacation.

Look at the old bastards walking around Cape May with their sweaters around their neck.

by pete February 18, 2005

chode

I think the general definition here is a penis that's wider than it is long, but I've also heard that it can mean a short penis that instead of growing, the head resected into the guy's body and the rest of the skin just hangs down over the hole that was formed when the head dissapeared and its really short and there's virtually nothing there

"Look at my chode!"
"You don't have anything there! Shut up!"

by Pete May 07, 2004

Samian

The spartans were the best greek warriors but the chillest greek people were the samians.

"Your so cool... You must be samian."

by Pete January 26, 2004

grundle

The grundle is the area between the penis and the asshole. This area is the most dark and hairy realm of the human male body. I like to call it pergatory - the area between heaven and hell.

"First I'll suck you're cock and if you're nice, I will pet your grundle"

by Pete April 03, 2005

mech

An impractical machine used for combat purposes. Appearing in almost every anime, they are seen as all-powerful robot suits that are usually piloted by humans. In real life, a mech would be powerless. Due to inefficent legs and humanoid look, a mech would be an easy target, and once the legs are taken out, the machine's impracticality is exposed.

While many nerds are constantly seen raving about Megazord or Zoids one of those filthy excuses for weaponry could be taken down by a modern fighter plane.

by Pete January 13, 2004

male slave

a male who is a sex slave to a woman; she is domainant over him. he has to obey her every command.

jenna has a male slave he does everything she says

by pete October 06, 2003