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Trifeling

annoying bitch, that say one thing and doesnt mean it
she is trifeling she says one thing and means another, she just needs to shut the fuck up, not down with the shitkaboo
by pete April 10, 2005
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cockmaster

Noun. This word is a simple combination of the word cock, in the euphimistic sense refering to the penis of a human male, and the word master.

It is an insult used to question the sexuality of the targeted person, who is usually male, or to express general disdain for them.
You cockmaster, I can't believe you told my girlfriend I went to a strip club last night!
by pete August 10, 2004
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grundle

The grundle is the area between the penis and the asshole. This area is the most dark and hairy realm of the human male body. I like to call it pergatory - the area between heaven and hell.
"First I'll suck you're cock and if you're nice, I will pet your grundle"
by Pete April 3, 2005
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lmfaoshism

lmfaoshism:laugh my fucking ass of so hard i shit myself

Used in online chat conversations
Backround: Made up by some kid trying to be origional...Brendan this ones for u...
Guy: Hey man BOOBIES!!
Guy2: lmfaoshism greatest word ever!
Guy: Swoot...
by Pete January 12, 2005
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vomitometer

A scale you would use to measure the "pukeability" of something. Is incredible diverse, can be used to describe the ugliness of girls, the disgustingness of food, or the unpleasantness of a stomach upset.
That chick had to be close to ten on the vomitometer...
by Pete August 29, 2005
mugGet the vomitometermug.

Mary Whitehouse

Rhyming slang for shitehouse. Mary Whitehouse was a campaigner for morals and decency on British television.
I need to use the mary before I foul myself.
by Pete October 25, 2004
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dillinger escape plan

fucking crazy prog/jazzcore band. there time changes and lyrics are mindblowing.
if i saw the dillinger escape plan in concert i would probably cream myself.
by pete December 15, 2003
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