Pete's definitions

Tower

A truly awesome structure, it will flourish despite the best efforts of the bar staff.

John: "Tower!"
Gaz: "Tower!"
Ste: "Tower!"
Pete: (in floods of tears) "No, no, no, I've got to take it back to the bar.

by Pete January 25, 2005

rat-a-tat-tat-that-ass

The act of bending a women over and giving it to her from behind while spanking each side of her ass with both hands like a drum. More commonly used as a verb.

After dinner, I am going to rat-a-tat-tat-that-ass for dessert.

by Pete December 29, 2004

mech

An impractical machine used for combat purposes. Appearing in almost every anime, they are seen as all-powerful robot suits that are usually piloted by humans. In real life, a mech would be powerless. Due to inefficent legs and humanoid look, a mech would be an easy target, and once the legs are taken out, the machine's impracticality is exposed.

While many nerds are constantly seen raving about Megazord or Zoids one of those filthy excuses for weaponry could be taken down by a modern fighter plane.

by Pete January 13, 2004

male slave

a male who is a sex slave to a woman; she is domainant over him. he has to obey her every command.

jenna has a male slave he does everything she says

by pete October 6, 2003

flip flop

n. a type of footwear
see also jandal

"nice flip flops mate"

by Pete January 20, 2004

bunch of flowers

The pulling of the scotal sack and balls tight in a ring made between the thumb and index finger. The 'balls' should protrude forming a 'blossom' like look, rather like a 'bunch of flowers'. Useful for times lacking in romance when no fresh flowers are available due to lack of florists or no near-by cemetaries. established c.2003 in Kavos, Greece, by Ryan, Pete, Jimmy, James & 'Spesh'. Derives from the popular game Mr.Nads similar to Mr.Thumbs but played with different body parts.

"There's that fitty from last night, lets give her a bunch of flowers" -to mates, "you best be waiting on the platform for me, with a bunch of flowers"

by Pete May 12, 2004

Winchendon

Lame ass town in north central Massachusetts filled with incest babies, white trash and dumb asses.

Look at that cross eyed mother fucker, he must be from Winchendon...

by PETE March 8, 2004