Pete's definitions
Short for noob, which in turn is short for newbie - a term used to describe somebody new at something.
by Pete June 5, 2004
Get the n00bsmug. The horrible, cheesy substance that forms on the head of your penis. A good excuse for girls not to give you a blow job. See smegma.
I literally had to scrape the bell end cheddar off today. Guess I should have washed myself more often...
by Pete May 22, 2005
Get the bell end cheddarmug. Short for segment, segamatron, seggie, segmeena and segatron (a variation on segamatron), a Seg is a creature of very small stature, likened to a hobbit, of JRR Tolkien fame. They feed on blackcurrant cordial and baked potatoes, and move around in a shuffling manner. They are extremely rare and have often had other animals, such as kia, the wife of the famous willow mistaken for them.
by Pete November 17, 2003
Get the Segmug. by Pete December 2, 2004
Get the Sasserfrasmug. When dealing with an uprising in a foreign country, and not sure if the acts of violence are terrorism, an isurgency, or the work of guerillas
by Pete January 24, 2005
Get the terrillurgentmug. by Pete January 20, 2004
Get the Spotted Dickmug. a following
by Pete May 13, 2004
Get the narblesmug.