Pete's definitions

fess up

to confess

"Fess up or we'll all be caught"

by Pete January 20, 2004

fuzzy duck

A drinking game, popular in the UK. You need to have a good few people, and one person starts by saying the word "fuzzy duck." Everyone to the left keeps saying this until one person says "duzzy." The direction is changed from the left to the right, and is continued with the words "ducky fuzz." If somebody says the word "duzzy" then the direction changes again and resumes the phrase "fuzzy duck."

People have to take a drink if they mess up what they say, for example they say "does he fuck" or "fuck he does."

Simple but hilarious

person 1) fuzzy duck
person 2) fuzzy duck
person 3) duzzy
person 2) ducky fuzz
person 1) duzzy
person 2) fuck he d... oh shit!
everyone) haha - down it!

by Pete October 15, 2004

CLB

Creepy Little Bastard

Simon was a CLB in the hot tub that night.

by Pete April 4, 2004

George W. Bush

A idiot who sent america into war for no reason there were no "weapons of mass destruction".They found a few chemical trucks which just contained medical supplies.He went over there to gain oil and to chase the "terroist threat" even though the country with the largest amount of weapons is good ol america lets think how many weapons saddam has o yea a few rocks and some mars bars wow he was a tyrant.George W. Bush biggest moron to grace this planet and then to be voted in tut tut America tut tut

George W.Bush guess what the W stands for i think it ends with an R

by Pete January 11, 2004

ball hand

Act of putting hands down ones pant grabbing there genitals and slapping another person in the face

I just ball handed the shit outa that guy

by Pete April 29, 2004

Fat Cunt

A great big fat cunt. Too old and fat to be in our uni.

I hate Fat Cunt, I wish he'd fuck off

by Pete February 25, 2005

Mullet Girl

A cool barmaid, way better than Little Miss Grumpy Pants

Mullet Girl: "What's the short one called?"

by Pete January 25, 2005