Pete's definitions

clown

Gary Megson, the Albion manager

Megson, you fuckin clown!

by Pete September 24, 2004

spontaneitage

The quality of random motivation or spontaneous motivation that leads an individual or group to perform apparently out-of-the blue actions. The suffixe -age, a pop culture cliche meaning the quality of something, is used on this word to emphasize the usual reason for spontaneous action: the need for either conformity or its opposite. Another interesting thing about the word spontaneitage is that it is a prime example of itself - its creation was a seemingly random act construed by someone who was feeling a spontaneous motivation to make up a new word for the feeling, so as to distance himself from conformity.

"Michelle's dance move was a really good example of spontaneitage."
"Earlier, Peter was experiencing some hardcore spontaneitage when he shoved the card down his pants."
"It's not my fault, your honor. The spontaneitage inherent in the moment made me cheat on my wife."

by Pete September 1, 2008

Shithead

Another old man, trying to forget that he's an old man by going to a student pub. It doesn't work though, we all know that he is SHITHEAD

Hey, there's Shithead with his ugly woman

by Pete February 25, 2005

honky tonk

1.) a form of southern ragtyme piano playing, 2.) the sound one makes while squeezin' boobies; both are used by extreme rednecks

"Hey, flip the switch on the self playing piano. I wanna hear me some drinkin' music!"

"Hey, baby! Come on over and we's have a honky tonkin good time!"

by Pete October 7, 2003

bagger

Generally used by the hillwalking/rambling community in the UK, most of whom live in towns, who go off to the countryside at weekends just to set foot upon individual summits. One the individual hill is bagged, then they usually tick off a list of hills in a notebook. A bagger is one of those strange individuals who enjoys climbing hills just to tick off a list, and who was probably a trainspotter in the past life. They would gain more satisfaction from climbing a new hill in fog than they would be ascenting a previously climbed hill in good weather.

Only baggers would be out on such a miserable day as this.

by Pete October 18, 2004

skeg

To look at girls in a sexual way.

I see you skegging up that girl over there, don't try to deny it!

by Pete October 2, 2004

Manwich

A threesome between a girl and 2 guys.

She was into 2 guys and they were both there that night so she had a manwich.

by pete March 22, 2004