Pete's definitions

10k

Lantec's desk that cost him 10k to build on the Hard|OCP forums.

Did that (whatever) cost 10k?

by Pete July 24, 2003

Messy Matt

When someone is fucking another person in the ass and jizz in their ass. Then the person farts the jizz out onto the someone's face.

I was quite suprised when Jen Messy Matted on me, leaving me with the disgusting smell of fart and the gross texture of jizz on my face

by Pete March 18, 2004

religion

see: waste of time

Religion is a waste of time.

by Pete January 14, 2004

De Profundis

Literally translates as "of the Depths" or, with modification, "from the depths". Any reference to a being emerging from the pit of dispair to greater things is entirely contextual.

Oscar Wilde famously wrote a long letter - later titled "De Profundis" - after his release from Reading Gaol.

by Pete April 10, 2005

herb

Someone who is uncool

Now that you're representin' Buckshot ave, you might wanna stop dressing like an herb

by Pete September 5, 2006

FCS

Fat Chick Syndome. The universal syndrome that seems to cause fat chicks to need constant attention, validation about everyting they do from others, and to plain and simple annoy the hell out of the rest of us. This is especially bad at the office or when drinking is involved.

'She's annoying the hell out of me AGAIN. This is unbelievable.'

'Yeah, FCS. Brutal'

by Pete April 8, 2004

suicide jockey

A maniac driver who overtakes on blind corners.

That suicide jockey has his days numbered.

by Pete November 10, 2004