Pete's definitions

Fat Cunt

A great big fat cunt. Too old and fat to be in our uni.

I hate Fat Cunt, I wish he'd fuck off

by Pete February 25, 2005

Tig-Bitties

Simple Big Titties

Damn!!! that girl has some Tig Bitties

by Pete February 20, 2003

fargie

While standing, locking someone's head between your legs. Then farting on the back of their head and giving them a wedgie at the same time.

He didn't know whether the wedgie hurt worse than the fart stank when I gave him a fargie.

by Pete August 23, 2003

E-ffection

the digital, textual, onomatopoetic equivalent to real life affection. Usually expressed between asterixes or shown italic

i.e. "*kissez*", "*liiiicks*", "*huggles*", or "*snubbles*"

by Pete November 26, 2002

handle the jandal

To be capable of managing an experience

"he couldn't handle the jandal"

by Pete January 20, 2004

sausage hang

When you get to a bar and there are too many guys.

That place last night was a sausage hang.

by Pete January 2, 2004

WAG

(acronym) What a Geek!

(Nerd walks by)
Kid: WAG!

by Pete January 13, 2004