Pete's definitions

talkin 'em

While talking to a female, you are faking a coversation with the female but are in fact talking to her clevage(breasts, knockers, funbags, and whatever you like to call them).

Man, Dave and Pete were talkin 'em hardocre last night at the club, but thank god they didn't get caught.

by Pete June 19, 2006

n00bs

Short for noob, which in turn is short for newbie - a term used to describe somebody new at something.

"You thick n00b!"

by Pete June 5, 2004

methane facial

Farting directly into someone's face

Jim gave Eric a methane facial

by Pete September 26, 2003

Seg

Short for segment, segamatron, seggie, segmeena and segatron (a variation on segamatron), a Seg is a creature of very small stature, likened to a hobbit, of JRR Tolkien fame. They feed on blackcurrant cordial and baked potatoes, and move around in a shuffling manner. They are extremely rare and have often had other animals, such as kia, the wife of the famous willow mistaken for them.

Fo shizzle segamatron, you is lookin supa-fly in eric 2day.

by Pete November 17, 2003

FCS

Fat Chick Syndome. The universal syndrome that seems to cause fat chicks to need constant attention, validation about everyting they do from others, and to plain and simple annoy the hell out of the rest of us. This is especially bad at the office or when drinking is involved.

'She's annoying the hell out of me AGAIN. This is unbelievable.'

'Yeah, FCS. Brutal'

by Pete April 8, 2004

cockmaster general

Like a cockmaster, but on the grandest scale possible.

Stop pissing around you cockmaster general.

by Pete October 18, 2004

stuffed

to be exhusted

"i was stuffed after that run"

by Pete January 20, 2004