Republican

Most of you have it wrong.
Republicans and Democrats first apeeared (or at least as I know of) during the American Civil War, when Democrats were anti-Abolitionists (wanted slavery) and Republicans were Abolitionists (didn't want slavery). Abraham Lincoln was a Republican. Since those times, Democratic and Republican qualities almost switched.
Reference: The June 1832 Riots.

Now for some of the more modern content you probably came here for:

~It's not that we're against freedom of religion, it's just that Christianity is the most common religion of the Republicans.

~The reason we want healthcare cuts is that, prepare yourself, THE GOVERNMENT NEEDS MONEY! I admit, not the best place in the world to cut money from, but there you have it.

~We are against abortion because it's cruel and inhumane. Now, if we're in the case of a pregnant rape victim, there's always adoption! We don't need to kill the baby! If we're in the case of a tubal pregnancy, then it would be reasonable, since it would kill both the mother and child if carried to term.

~We think that countries should be able to take care of themselves without the use of foreign aid. But we know that isn't possible at this point in time.
I hope this definition has helped you learn that Republicans aren't your enemy.
by Persephone~ May 12, 2009
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Throwing Copper

THE MOST AWESOMEST LIVE ALBUM EVERRRR!! LOTSA SWEARING, BUT I DON'T CARE!!! ALMOST AS GREAT AS DISTANCE TO HERE.
guy: Whatcha up to?
girl: Shut up! I'm listening to Throwing Copper
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Naked Brothers Band

I would rather marry the Jonas Brothers than listen to the Naked Brothers Band for .00000001 seconds.
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Urban Dictionary

A place where people used to go to learn slang terms, but now just a place where teens with no life go to use as a burn book.
Stupid teenagers keep putting nonsense on Urban Dictionary...
Persephone's Uncle, those losers.
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Persephone's Uncle

A phrase used when someone is annoyed and is in a situation where swearing is not allowed.
(in a daycare center)
*little kid drops rock on foot*
You: Ohh...Persephone's Uncle...that hurt!
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Maroon

The name of a band I once had. Not to be confused with Maroon 5.
Maroon was doomed from the start.
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Gerik

Many Phangirls love Gerik because they love GB and they love Erik...
I, on the other hand, thought to myself, "What the hell were they thinking? Gerard Butler as Erik!?", until my friend Becca persuaded me to watch the movie.

I almost melted.

I am now a Gerik fan.

XD
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