Persephone~'s definitions

LQTM

Laughing quietly to myself.
Sort of like LOL, only more secretly, more I've-got-an-evil-plan-in-mind-here sort of thing.

==In some random chatroom==
Mitchell: Wanna go egg the principal's house tomorrow?
Kelly: Lqtm... **rubs palms together and maniacally laughs**

by Persephone~ October 19, 2009

Spider Pig

A pig doing an impression of a spider. Can't swing from a web.

Spider pig, spider pig, does whatever a spider pig does. Can he swing from a web? No, he can't 'cause he's a pig.

by Persephone~ January 17, 2009

Cannibalism

To put it frankly:
People eating other people.
Also works for animals, as long as they're the same species.

The deserted pioneers had to resort to cannibalism to survive.

by Persephone~ February 27, 2009

Evey Hammond

Main character in the bestselling novel V for Vendetta by Alan Moore and David Lloyd and the film adaption as well.
Some may argue my "theory", but think of it: A main character grows and changes over the course of the work. I mean really, does V really mentally change? As Evey changes from a naive young girl to an all-out terrorist, just like V.
I just entered this cuz it wasn't here.

EVEY HAMMOND!

by Persephone~ September 12, 2009

Gerik

Gerard Butler and Erik Destler had a baby.

Many Phangirls love Gerik because they love GB and they love Erik...
I, on the other hand, thought to myself, "What the hell were they thinking? Gerard Butler as Erik!?", until my friend Becca persuaded me to watch the movie.

I almost melted.

I am now a Gerik fan.

XD

by Persephone~ July 14, 2009

FBI

Fucking bitches, incorporated.

I work for the FBI.

by Persephone~ January 9, 2010

Naked Brothers Band

Even worse than the Jonas Brothers...

I would rather marry the Jonas Brothers than listen to the Naked Brothers Band for .00000001 seconds.

by Persephone~ March 25, 2009