Mezzo-soprano

What most female singer are. Seriously.
If one is a soprano, they can hit A 5 with no trouble at all.
If one is a full-soprano, they can hit C 5 with no trouble at all.
If one is a contralto, they can hit C2 with no trouble at all.

If you can't hit any of the above notes, you are a mezzo-soprano

by Persephone~ June 05, 2009

Malin Akerman

Malin Akerman

A very ugly "actress".
The only reason people like her is because of her body.
Her face is shaped weird and she talks like she just got hit in the head with a 500-page textbook.

Malin Akerman puts Tara Reid to shame.

by Persephone~ November 30, 2009

Maroon

The name of a band I once had. Not to be confused with Maroon 5.

Maroon was doomed from the start.

by Persephone~ January 17, 2009

Urban Dictionary

A place where people used to go to learn slang terms, but now just a place where teens with no life go to use as a burn book.

Stupid teenagers keep putting nonsense on Urban Dictionary...
Persephone's Uncle, those losers.

by Persephone~ January 15, 2009

Thenardier

Main villain in Les Miserables. Once said to have raped little Cosette, but that was proven TRUE. (JK!~)

I feel so sorry for Cosette, I'll bet Thenardier was fat XD.

by Persephone~ February 16, 2009

Spider Pig

A pig doing an impression of a spider. Can't swing from a web.

Spider pig, spider pig, does whatever a spider pig does. Can he swing from a web? No, he can't 'cause he's a pig.

by Persephone~ January 17, 2009

Goth

Emo to the next level.

Goth is the opposite of Max & Ruby

by Persephone~ January 17, 2009