Definitions by Pentozali

give the soldiers a burial at sea 

To defecate into a toilet

Chris, open that door! I have to give the soldiers a burial at sea!

give the soldiers a burial at sea by pentozali January 1, 2014

drop 

To deliver a child

Brenda looks like she's about to drop.

drop by pentozali January 1, 2014

throw a narwhal 

To flip someone the bird; to give someone the finger.

That bastard cut me off at the light---I'm running late and that eye of Sauron takes forever to change! I wanted to throw a narwhal, but he looked like he could've been packing heat

throw a narwhal by pentozali December 31, 2013

yogurt injection

Ejaculation of semen

Manny's wife came home and caught her husband giving his gay friend a yogurt injection.

yogurt injection by pentozali December 28, 2013

storm watcher 

A person who goes head-on into tornadoes and hurricanes both for the adrenaline rush and to scientifically record wind speed, amount of rain or hail, intensity of lightning, etc. An indisputable help for NOAA and weather forecasters, but considered foolhardy by many people.

It's tornado season and the storm watchers are out there full force.

storm watcher by pentozali December 24, 2013

conservatory 

Glass apartment building where its plant occupants don't have to pay rent.

New York Botanical Gardens has a really beautiful conservatory.

conservatory by pentozali December 20, 2013

hydrophone 

A strange musical instrument consisting of a bowl filled with water to which nails of various lengths are attached in a sort of wing shape. Basically a percussion instrument, the bowl can be tilted and struck with a mallet or the hands, and/or the nails can be struck with the same, scraped, or played with a cello bow. Rge instrument produces a very eerie, glassy kind of sound and seems to be a favorite with film music composers.

What's that weird thing over there? Is that a hydrophone?

hydrophone by pentozali December 10, 2013