Definitions by Pentozali

Banned From Argo 

The archetype of all filk songs usually sung at science fiction/fantasy conventions. Used to be a favorite of the filk crowd, but now barely heard because it was so oysrplayed. The song is usually associated with Star Trek.

There're a cuppla filkers singin' Banned From Argo...sounds like they're drunk on Mountain Don't!

Banned From Argo by pentozali March 25, 2010

metal 

The stiffest dick one could ever get.

I get metal every time I see Stefania!

metal by pentozali March 21, 2010

jerxtaposition

What occurs when a buttinsky feels he has to throw his two cents in about something that has just been said.

Mr. O'Reilly is a classical case of jerxtaposition. He always interrupts when everyone else is talking!

jerxtaposition by pentozali March 11, 2010

me likies sparklies 

An expression that you'd typically hear from a perky Goth. It means that the person likes sparkly Goth accoutrements.

The perky Goth girl felt something was missing from her clothing, so she said "me likies sparklies" to her boyfriend and they went to the jewelry store.

me likies sparklies by pentozali March 6, 2010

oobstacle

An obese person's arm that is so huge and heavy that it is hard to move, obstructs the rest of the torso and seems merely an extension of the chest and/or stomach of that person. From oob + "obSTACLE".

That's not just an arm on that lady. That's an oobstacle!

oobstacle by pentozali March 2, 2010

Private Dick Peter at attention 

An erect penis.

Mary: You look like a military man today! John: Do you mean my Private Dick Peter at attention?

Private Dick Peter at attention by pentozali February 18, 2010

levorotatory 

Tending to lean toward the political left wing, or a person with such a political leaning. From the chemistry term.

That levorotatory might be just the person we need to get this bill passed.

levorotatory by pentozali February 11, 2010