Definitions by Pentozali

roundsy

Pleasantly plump; a person who is pleasantly plump. Also spelled "roundzy".

That lady is way too fat for me---I like my ladies roundsy, but not obese!

roundsy by pentozali May 10, 2010

cannon cat 

A Civil War buff: someone whose passion is to collect and discuss all things Civil War. From the cannons that were the weapon of choice during the war.

Don't start talking to Jeff about American history---he's a cannon cat, and he'll bore you to death with all the technical details.

cannon cat by pentozali May 3, 2010

armus 

A large oil slick that seems impossible to stop. From Armus, the name of an evil, oil-slick-like creature that kills its victims by enveloping and suffocating them, in an early "Star Trek: the Next Generation" episode.

The armus that's spreading through the Gulf of Mexico may well prove to be the worst ecological disaster that the Gulf has ever faced.

armus by pentozali May 3, 2010

shoot milk at the moon 

To ejaculate semen copiously; to rope.

Whenever I fantasize about fucking Debbie, I shoot milk at the moon!

shoot milk at the moon by pentozali May 2, 2010

Peck's Law 

An unwritten law of physics that states that if an object is in free fall and you're trying to prevent it from dropping to the floor, it will always land far away from your hand.

Tried to catch that little Prilosec tablet. I don't see it anywhere; must've rolled under the bed. Peck's Law!

Peck's Law by pentozali April 26, 2010

shmushka 

Yiddish word for "pussy", the "u" pronounced like the short "oo" in "book".

Zi hot a farshtunkene shmushka! (She has a smelly pussy!)

shmushka by pentozali April 25, 2010

ick 

Semen, from its appearance and/or the "ick" sounds produced in the throat when a male is busting a nut. Influenced also by "iku iku", Japanese for "I'm cumming!".

Joanne said that Mike shot a lot of ick all over the bed.

ick by pentozali April 25, 2010