Definitions by Pentozali

poor man's chrome

Mazda cars, as opposed to much more expensive cars like Lamborghini, Maserati, etc.

Don't talk to Eddie about Maserati. He can only afford poor man's chrome.

poor man's chrome by pentozali July 15, 2009

doak 

To dip the feet into a body of water to cool them off, as on a long hike. From "Dunk + sOAK".

Joe, we hiked seven miles on that mountain and my dogs are barking! How about we do a doak in those rapids by the hill?

doak by pentozali July 15, 2009

morning metal 

Worse than morning wood, this is what happens when your bladder is almost at the point of bursting.

Oh no, Rachel's in the bathroom, and I really got some morning metal! Rachel, I gotta pee! Rachel? RACHEL!!!!

morning metal by pentozali July 9, 2009

ouioui 

How the French would spell: 1) one of our colloquial words for piss or 2) the act of pissing.

(In mock French accent): Monsieurs et mesdames, I have to go to ze chambre to ouioui!

ouioui by pentozali July 6, 2009

lassi 

Delicious drink from India, similar to a milkshake but made with yogurt. Usually served salted or sweet with mango flavor and/or rose water. Personally I enjoy lassi with mango AND rose water flavors. Lassi is great to drink on a hot day and/or when you're eating really spicy foods like lamb vindaloo.

Mmm-mmmmm! This rose water lassi is the shit!

lassi by pentozali July 6, 2009

'rutsy-roo 

An exaggerated pronunciation of "(all) right(s)y-roo".

Hey, Andrea, our team won! 'Rutsy-roo!!!!!

'rutsy-roo by pentozali July 6, 2009

showbot 

A mannikin or other statue that is vaguely robotlike in appearance, placed in a store's window to show clothing on sale.

-What's that headless statue that they just took off the truck?
-It's a showbot. The Gap is gearing up for their fall jacket sale.

showbot by pentozali June 27, 2009