Definitions by Pentozali

make Sauron cry 

To masturbate to intense orgasm and ejaculation. From the fact that The Lord of the Rings' Sauron had one eye on top of the phallic tower of Barad-dûr.

Girl, get ready 'cos I'm gonna really make Sauron cry!

make Sauron cry by pentozali August 20, 2013

Ethyl 

What a chemistry student might want to name one of his cats

Ethyl Salicylate, meet Vi Nyl!

Ethyl by pentozali August 20, 2013

cobra 

A bass clarinet. From its snakelike shape.

That 13-year old plays a mean cobra!

cobra by pentozali August 18, 2013

Poketryoshka 

A Russian matryoshka (nesting doll) made with a Pokemon theme. A popular Poketryoshka consists of small Pokemon, including Pikachu, getting progressively larger with the largest of the dolls being Ash Ketchum.

I love to collect Russian handicrafts. One of my favorites is a Poketryoshka.

Poketryoshka by pentozali August 18, 2013

flank steak

A spare tire; love handles

That fat girl must be over 400 pounds---get a look at that flank steak!

flank steak by pentozali August 17, 2013

Ouchosaurus 

Excruciating pain.

Ow ow ow owww....Ouchosaurus! I just banged my foot on the bed rail!

Ouchosaurus by pentozali June 28, 2013

big red eye 

Red traffic light.

There must be something wrong with that big red eye...everyone's been waiting for five-plus minutes for it to change!

big red eye by pentozali June 27, 2013