Definitions by Pentozali

mouse ears

A reel-to-reel camera used in the motion picture industry.

I see mouse ears all over the place here. They must be shooting a movie!

mouse ears by pentozali April 9, 2006

woowoos 

Any vehicles that utilize sirens: ambulances, police cars, firetrucks etc.

How do you manage to get any work done here with all of those woowoos constantly going by?

woowoos by pentozali April 9, 2006

house moss 

The tufts and whorls of accumulated dust and dirt that form on floors and under couches, beds, etc. because you haven't swept those rooms in a while.

Danny, clean up that house moss right now!

house moss by pentozali April 9, 2006

ghost turds 

Tufts and whorls of accumulated dirt found on floors and under beds, couches, etc. in unswept rooms.

Joe, straighten up your room! And do something about those ghost turds near the grandfather clock!

ghost turds by pentozali April 9, 2006

eagle 

One's paycheck or money in general.

Man, it's been a long time since I got my last eagle!

eagle by pentozali April 9, 2006

nomonia 

Dreaded disease caused by a lack of capital. Pronounced "no-MONEY-ah", punning on "pneumonia", its symptoms are: complaining about how broke one is, loss of weight because of a lack of food to eat, and general nastiness until the next paycheck comes.

A week before payday, I always come down with nomonia.

nomonia by pentozali April 9, 2006

Greek lei 

A lei made from mokihana (a plant native to Hawai'i) flowers, because mokihana flowers smell like ouzo or licorice.

When Tom went to Hawaii, the girls from the motel gave him a Greek lei.

Greek lei by pentozali April 9, 2006