necrophiliac

The desire to crack open a cold one.

Nothing beats a cold one on a hot day.

by PeeBee February 22, 2004

south mouth

Another name for the female sex organ.

Q. Does the south mouth have any teeth?

A. If you had ever been inside a vagina you would know that the south mouth does not have any teeth.

by PeeBee January 21, 2004

monkey pounding

1. Obviously, male masturbation
2. Spending way too much time in chat rooms trading insults with people you don't even know.
3. Beating up the local neighborhood geek.

Brian: Watcha doin Friday night?
Kevin: I'm pounding my monkey, what else?
Brian: Well, lets find Dave and do some REAL monkey pounding!
Kevin: Kule!

by PeeBee October 13, 2005

fogging icehole

A term associated with ice fishing where you are trying to find the holes that you previously drilled through the ice but can't, due to heavy fog.

Wife: "I thought you were going ice fishing today."
Hubby: "I was but some fogging icehole took my spot."

by PeeBee February 28, 2004

love sponge

A squishy absorbant piece of material that is inserted into the hatchet wound before doing the wild thing for the purpose of soaking up man milk thus preventing little rug rats from being born 9 months later.

And afterwards she can use it to do the dishes!

by PeeBee February 26, 2004

driving the big white bus

Puking up your guts into the toilet bowl while holding on to the rim with both hands to prevent yourself from falling in, while the room spins around and around.

After the party last night I went home and started driving the big white bus.

by PeeBee February 17, 2004

cockus erectus

A woody.

Stroking the cockus erectus will lead to manus milkus.

by PeeBee February 19, 2004