PeeBee's definitions

Squeal like a pig

To take it up the ol' poop chute, literally or figuratively. From the movie "Deliverance" starring Ned Beatty who gets forcibly sodomized by a backwoods redneck pig farmer.

Redneck: "Squeal like a pig, boy!"
Ned Beatty (not knowing what's about to happen): squeal. squeal. squeal.........
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLL!!!!"

by PeeBee February 10, 2004

Size 10 steel-toed enema

To take your size 10 steel-toed workshoe with your foot still in it and stick it up someone's butt.

How would you like a size 10 steel-toed enema?

by PeeBee February 13, 2004

tattooed

Getting your lights punched out.

He went down to the mosh pit and got tattooed by the head bangers.

by PeeBee March 1, 2004

Hugly

something that is Hella Ugly
use instead of fugly

"What about this dress?"

"Wow no, thats hugly!"

by peebee January 7, 2014

beaver bark

A vaginal fart. See vart, quif, orqueef. May be accompanied by a fishy stench.

I was muff diving on Stephanie when she let loose with an ear splitting beaver bark.

by PeeBee February 23, 2004

elevator

What you need to get from the bottom of my dick all the way to the top.

Don't worry, there's a fence around the viewing platform on the top floor to keep anyone from falling to their death.

by PeeBee February 17, 2004

praying at the porcelin alter

Similar to Driving the big white bus, only this time you are on your knees in front of the toilet puking up your lunch, everything you had to drink in the past 8 hours and part of your small intestine. You are also swearing to God or Jesus or the Devil or whoever that you will NEVER EVER NEVER get so fucking wasted again for the rest of your life, but probably will at the next party you are invited to next weekend.

Services beging following Happy hour.

by PeeBee February 18, 2004