PeeBee's definitions

south mouth

Another name for the female sex organ.

Q. Does the south mouth have any teeth?

A. If you had ever been inside a vagina you would know that the south mouth does not have any teeth.

by PeeBee January 21, 2004

monkey pounding

1. Obviously, male masturbation
2. Spending way too much time in chat rooms trading insults with people you don't even know.
3. Beating up the local neighborhood geek.

Brian: Watcha doin Friday night?
Kevin: I'm pounding my monkey, what else?
Brian: Well, lets find Dave and do some REAL monkey pounding!
Kevin: Kule!

by PeeBee October 13, 2005

necrophiliac

The desire to crack open a cold one.

Nothing beats a cold one on a hot day.

by PeeBee February 22, 2004

Sex without the X

Dull, lifeless, boring, unexciting lovemaking, as in non X-rated sex. You know, like when you get married.

A day without sunshine is like sex without the X.

by PeeBee February 13, 2004

T-Bobber

Someone who does more than just give lip and tounge service to the Bacon Bazooka. The T-Bobber likes to feel the purple helmet tickling their tonsils, hence the letter "T".

Stop gagging you little T-Bobber! Breathe through your nose!

by PeeBee February 1, 2004

tonsil hockey

A game where the male appendage is the stick and someone's tonsil is the puck.

He got his daily requirement of protein from playing tonsil hockey.

by PeeBee January 21, 2004

Doing the dog

To goof off, slack off, fart around, and just be a lazy no good slug. Also known as Pounding the Pooch. Or in some cases, actually having sex with a dog.

"Look at that guy just sitting on his ass doing the dog. He must be saving his energy for his date with Fido."

by PeeBee February 12, 2004