assnipresent

Take off of ominpresent but refering to someone who has an ass that is so large that it seems to be everywhere at once.
"Hey Bro, Fat Fanny is wiggling her ass at you!"

"Like, how can you tell she's wiggling it at me?"

"'Cause Bro, it's pointed right at you!"

"It looks like it's pointing at everyone in the whole room. She's assnipresent."
by PeeBee February 18, 2004
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warm bread

Are you hungry? How about some nice warm bread?
by PeeBee February 14, 2004
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fogging icehole

A term associated with ice fishing where you are trying to find the holes that you previously drilled through the ice but can't, due to heavy fog.
Wife: "I thought you were going ice fishing today."
Hubby: "I was but some fogging icehole took my spot."
by PeeBee February 28, 2004
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elevator

What you need to get from the bottom of my dick all the way to the top.
Don't worry, there's a fence around the viewing platform on the top floor to keep anyone from falling to their death.
by PeeBee February 18, 2004
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love sponge

A squishy absorbant piece of material inserted into the hatchet wound before doing the wild thing for the purpose of soaking up man milk and thus perventing little rug rats from being born 9 months later.
And afterwards she can use it to do the dishes!
by PeeBee February 27, 2004
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love sponge

A squishy absorbant piece of material that is inserted into the hatchet wound before doing the wild thing for the purpose of soaking up man milk thus preventing little rug rats from being born 9 months later.
And afterwards she can use it to do the dishes!
by PeeBee February 27, 2004
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meat gag

To force your penis into someones mouth in order to make them stop talking.
The bitch wouldn't shut the fuck up so I gave her the meat gag.
by PeeBee January 15, 2004
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