bedspring chorus

The sounds made by the springs in the bed as you are screwing your girlfriend. Usually heard by people in the room directly below you, as well as people in adjoining rooms.
Hell, if the bed is old enough and you and her are fat enough, the bedspring chorus will be heard half way to the next county.
by PeeBee February 28, 2004
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Sex without the X

Dull, lifeless, boring, unexciting lovemaking, as in non X-rated sex. You know, like when you get married.
by PeeBee February 13, 2004
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necrophiliac

Nothing beats a cold one on a hot day.
by PeeBee February 22, 2004
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assnipresent

Take off of ominpresent but refering to someone who has an ass that is so large that it seems to be everywhere at once.
"Hey Bro, Fat Fanny is wiggling her ass at you!"

"Like, how can you tell she's wiggling it at me?"

"'Cause Bro, it's pointed right at you!"

"It looks like it's pointing at everyone in the whole room. She's assnipresent."
by PeeBee February 18, 2004
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love sponge

A squishy absorbant piece of material inserted into the hatchet wound before doing the wild thing for the purpose of soaking up man milk and thus perventing little rug rats from being born 9 months later.
And afterwards she can use it to do the dishes!
by PeeBee February 27, 2004
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love sponge

A squishy absorbant piece of material that is inserted into the hatchet wound before doing the wild thing for the purpose of soaking up man milk thus preventing little rug rats from being born 9 months later.
And afterwards she can use it to do the dishes!
by PeeBee February 27, 2004
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meat gag

To force your penis into someones mouth in order to make them stop talking.
The bitch wouldn't shut the fuck up so I gave her the meat gag.
by PeeBee January 15, 2004
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