PeeBee's definitions

face dance

To get the living shit kicked out of your face.

"I'm gonna find the motherfucker who stole my crack and do a face dance on him!"

by PeeBee February 28, 2004

assnipresent

Take off of ominpresent but refering to someone who has an ass that is so large that it seems to be everywhere at once.

"Hey Bro, Fat Fanny is wiggling her ass at you!"

"Like, how can you tell she's wiggling it at me?"

"'Cause Bro, it's pointed right at you!"

"It looks like it's pointing at everyone in the whole room. She's assnipresent."

by PeeBee February 17, 2004

love sponge

A squishy absorbant piece of material inserted into the hatchet wound before doing the wild thing for the purpose of soaking up man milk and thus perventing little rug rats from being born 9 months later.

And afterwards she can use it to do the dishes!

by PeeBee February 26, 2004

meat gag

To force your penis into someones mouth in order to make them stop talking.

The bitch wouldn't shut the fuck up so I gave her the meat gag.

by PeeBee January 14, 2004

love sponge

A squishy absorbant piece of material that is inserted into the hatchet wound before doing the wild thing for the purpose of soaking up man milk thus preventing little rug rats from being born 9 months later.

And afterwards she can use it to do the dishes!

by PeeBee February 26, 2004

driving the big white bus

Puking up your guts into the toilet bowl while holding on to the rim with both hands to prevent yourself from falling in, while the room spins around and around.

After the party last night I went home and started driving the big white bus.

by PeeBee February 17, 2004

fogging icehole

A term associated with ice fishing where you are trying to find the holes that you previously drilled through the ice but can't, due to heavy fog.

Wife: "I thought you were going ice fishing today."
Hubby: "I was but some fogging icehole took my spot."

by PeeBee February 28, 2004