tonsil hockey

A game where the male appendage is the stick and someone's tonsil is the puck.
He got his daily requirement of protein from playing tonsil hockey.
by PeeBee January 22, 2004
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Mister Smoothie

Male genitalia that lacks or has very little pubic hair. Women prefer giving head to Mister Smoothie, rather than Mister Hairy Sausage.
All the girls love it when Mister Smoothie comes to town.
by PeeBee February 11, 2004
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face dance

"I'm gonna find the motherfucker who stole my crack and do a face dance on him!"
by PeeBee February 28, 2004
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hurting unit

1. Someone's pecker that is sore from over useage or disease.
2. Someome who is so hungover that they can't see straight.
3. A dumbass who can't think their way out of anything.
Man, you are one hurting unit.
by PeeBee February 22, 2004
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Squeal like a pig

To take it up the ol' poop chute, literally or figuratively. From the movie "Deliverance" starring Ned Beatty who gets forcibly sodomized by a backwoods redneck pig farmer.
Redneck: "Squeal like a pig, boy!"
Ned Beatty (not knowing what's about to happen): squeal. squeal. squeal.........
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLL!!!!"
by PeeBee February 11, 2004
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driving the big white bus

Puking up your guts into the toilet bowl while holding on to the rim with both hands to prevent yourself from falling in, while the room spins around and around.
After the party last night I went home and started driving the big white bus.
by PeeBee February 18, 2004
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7 the hard way

1. A Pat Benatar discography from 1985.
2. Getting seven inches of man meat up a virgin bung.
3. A sexual practice where a woman will do seven guys at once. In the cunt, ass, mouth, one in each hand and one in each ear.
Too bad guys can't do 7 chicks at once. Even if you could use your dick, tounge, both hands and both feet all at the same time you would only have six!
by PeeBee February 21, 2004
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