PeeBee's definitions

jerksauce

Semen produced from pleasuring ones self.

Dumbass(at the drive thru): "I'll have the Chicken McNuggets and a Coke."
Smartass: "Want fries with that?"
Dumbass: "Yeah, throw in some dipping sauce too."
Smartass: "We have a new flavor called Jamacian jerksauce. Do you want to try some?"
Dumbass: "Sure."
Smartass: "Your order will be ready in just a few minutes."

by PeeBee October 17, 2005

bedspring chorus

The sounds made by the springs in the bed as you are screwing your girlfriend. Usually heard by people in the room directly below you, as well as people in adjoining rooms.

Hell, if the bed is old enough and you and her are fat enough, the bedspring chorus will be heard half way to the next county.

by PeeBee February 27, 2004

Size 10 steel-toed enema

To take your size 10 steel-toed workshoe with your foot still in it and stick it up someone's butt.

How would you like a size 10 steel-toed enema?

by PeeBee February 13, 2004

tattooed

Getting your lights punched out.

He went down to the mosh pit and got tattooed by the head bangers.

by PeeBee March 1, 2004

gobbler

1. Someone who takes a lot of points in a game of Hearts and/or swallows copious amounts of semen. Accomplished gobblers can do both at the same time.

Player 1. Get ready to take a shitload of points on this hand, Gobbler!

Player 2. Get ready to take a load of spooge down your throat, Gobbler!

by PeeBee January 18, 2004

Hugly

something that is Hella Ugly
use instead of fugly

"What about this dress?"

"Wow no, thats hugly!"

by peebee January 7, 2014

spit or swallow

Term refering to what choice you make as to what to do with a mouthful of male love juice.

Either way you are a cocksucking slut.

by PeeBee February 29, 2004